Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Not Ian saying going exclusive on the last week of love island is like saying you’re on a diet because your fridge is empty LMAOOO even Ian is done with Zach’s BS
apple hit with multiple lawsuits ALLEGEDLY for forcing customers to buy additional cloud storage.
Lord, it’s my time to get paid because that $9.99/month has been a scam.
I’LL SAY IT AGAIN:
If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.
I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.
Already saw a white person post 'please wait for the facts.'
Here's a fact: if my friend went missing on an island I'd still be on that fucking island.