HeilHaaland

Foden x Haaland x KDB. The league aint readyyy

[HeilHaaland @du_mcfc]

qed jidhlu wisq maltin twitter ha tahxuh jekk mhux ga hxejtuh. Tiru lhemm kien ghal kwiet. (excluding select minor few)

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[𝐄𝐉 @Cityzen_Jnr]

@Arsenal “Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that”

[Simon Bajkowski @spbajko]

This has been a 10/10 farewell from #mcfc for Pep Guardiola. An unbelievable lineup of guests for all his trophies, and then they've brought him on stage and taken the piss out of him with 'Happy New Year' and 'More than you believe' clips

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[HeilHaaland @du_mcfc]

Anyone else after Pep seems like a major disappointment. Would have liked Enrique to continue the legacy but 🤷‍♂️

The guy won a final against the best club in the world with a mediocre team, lets see what he does

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO!

The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola.

Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹

New era, soon.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

BREAKING: Rodri has moved closer to extending his #ManCity contract. After weeks of negotiations, @ManCity are now willing to accelerate the process.

[via @MatteMoretto]

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1-0 - The only scoreline to happen more frequently in the Premier League this season than Arsenal winning 1-0 (7 times) is Manchester City winning 3-0 (8). Appropriate.

[HeilHaaland @du_mcfc]

we'll soon be getting jarvis clip that

[VraserX e/acc @VraserX]

ChatGPT’s new voice mode will be one of the biggest releases of the year.

It will listen and talk at the same time. It will sound fully human. It will run on GPT-5.5 instant-level intelligence.

And once it is integrated into Codex, everything changes.

You won’t just type prompts anymore.

You’ll speak to your computer, and it will code, navigate, execute, debug, research, organize, and operate interfaces for you through computer use.

People are massively underestimating this.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

If the EU built Claude

[Man City Tickets 🏆🏆🏆🏆 @Ticketmancity]

I really hope Elon brings in the ability to block entire countries from the timeline before arsenal win the title

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🧘🏼‍♂️ Erling Haaland: “We need to stay humble. Don’t think too much. Burnley next…”.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Macron, Starmer, and Meloni opening the Strait of Hormuz 👇

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Funny thing is he doesn't look like a lesbian he just looks like a 12 year old boy. It's lesbians that look like 12 year old boys.

[HeilHaaland @du_mcfc]

This is how corners should be taken anything more and its a foul. Incompetence or corruption beyond belief that we got to this point

[eŵân 🇫🇷🇳🇴 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) @ewan10i]

This is all 5 corners from the Etihad game. Not a single grapple, unpunished handball or WWE finishing move. HOW have the referees let it get to the point it is in the current day

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

3 - There were more goals scored from corners in Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea (3) than there were in every Premier League meeting between Guardiola's Man City and Klopp's Liverpool combined (2 in 16 games). 43 of the 46 non-penalty goals in those games were from open play. Halcyon.

[sam 🇨🇮🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

Arsenal defenders will spend all 90 grabbing you but the second you make a challenge back they topple over and get a foul. Great watch

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

Arsenal, West Brom, Oldham

Tells you all you need to know about the football you’re watching

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

Saliba has 2 hands around Pedro holding him and impeding him from jumping as high as he could’ve otherwise, that’s a foul.
Rice is facing away from the ball, not interested in it, everything he’s doing is purely to impede the attacking team, that’s a foul.
Timber has two arms around Chalobah not allowing him to move, that’s a foul.
Raya superman punches Pedro in the head, that’s a foul

But it’s Chelsea so it never is