Duality Dave

If I ever meet you, I will Control-Alt-Delete you | I’m the king of the spreadsheets, I got them all printed out on my bed sheets

[Duality Dave @dualitydave]

@OwenBenjamin @TheManPelican How so

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@JustineBateman Who is “they”? Say it.

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@Kingofqueenanne @OwenBenjamin Watching Gary defend those lyrics in interviews is nuts. Holding Neil Diamond’s beer: “girl…. You’ll be a woman soon….girl…”

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@NicholasCarr @mik_azy @Jkusaic You’re worse than two old women complaining

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@ContainedChaos7 @HazelAppleyard Right the kid was an inconvenience to her, so kill it. Much better.

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@LeeL0031 @FMyndes @mindajane0507 @BBDaybreakEU Bingo. Broken family.

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@TrevMcKendrick @ScottJeffries10 Trevor… you’re the one with the mental disorder here

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@XBrittanyDukeX Grifters. Plenty of other things they have hidden from “their audience”. Have your kids look up to them.

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@SteppClips @FearedBuck South Beach beats it

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@OwenBenjamin “… you better run girl, you’re much too young girl….. young girl get out of my mind, my love for you is way outta line….”

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@OwenBenjamin You ever hear of Gary Pucket and the Union Gap… song called “Young Girl”? It’s a classic.

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@CoachGolesh … eagle

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@adamcarolla I knew his sister Jackie

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@RobinLovesNCSU @Jamesnr64 @barstoolsports Bingo

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@Vern_Funquist Imagine how that batter feels

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@AlexHusting You mean it was kind of a normal inning

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@OwenBenjamin You’re making me cry

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@JordanTMatheson It was a good baseball season idiot

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@StuntmanReal @returnofthedink This season was the best product in YEARS. What crack you smoking?