Seymour Dual

Ball striker, plumbing maestro and supporter of the Bradfield plan.

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Congratulations on the victory @gracekimeyy my lessons in talking in your backswing worked.

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@adaremgc_1900 Should be a 3 month ban if caught.

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What’s doing Dereks?? I’ve been teaching today. Smoke signals from the Pymble area today were my creation. Thank youp @sklemo

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I can feel my 30juaaaahn days might be back soon. I could be back.

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It’s a bit cold lately. Not sure what’s worse, the fact climate change isn’t real or my shrinkage.

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@humorandanimals I am clearly the smarter species.

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I’m planning to have an extra long shower tonight. Hopefully I can stop Warragamba Dam from spilling excess water.

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I love my new look.

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I love Marsden XPA

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@Mockballstriker @richielew4120 @richielew4120 You don’t seem to like smart people taking an opposing view to yours. You don’t seem to care about both sides’ opinions.

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Golf has finally woken up and named a ball after me.

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Since high 5’s got banned from golf I’m learning about spreadsheets.

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Hey @lorimessori @adampeacock3 @DanielGarb @simonhill1894 @TheRealBozza we had the EPL lunch without you.

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I’m gunna start installing Bidets and become a millionaire.

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It’s time for Carona Change

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@AlphWilliams @AlboMP We have a leader and it’s not this Derek, thank God.

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@RohanBeg I gave a blue tongue lizard a drink of water today. I think he liked it.

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@TwoPaddocks I agree

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@phillipjbush @abcsydney Beats being a duck.

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Shout out to the appropriately named golfer @linus_yip