The cake is a lie.

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@BurgerKing why is there no option to swap an Impossible patty with specialty burgers? Every restaurant states they can't do it...

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I would argue that the Painkiller cocktail is actually a holiday drink due to the nutmeg... @how2drink makes the final call.

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90s movie revelation: was @alantudyk the pickpocket kid in 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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This account is still active. I'm just a social procrastinator.

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I thought my retro tower A/V switching was impressive… until I saw this.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This design is wow!

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https://t.co/XP09lJHPpU all day long.

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https://t.co/srfyM8KwVV

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@CORSAIR Missing just one cable

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Ryan G. at The Wave had the best recommendations and even managed to get our burned out kiddo to smile after a long day in the park. Awesome restaurant, awesome cast. #castcompliment

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Thank you to photographer Amanda from Queens, NY at Hollywood Studios for getting our shy daughter to smile for the camera! #CastCompliment

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Dr. Mrs. Wife bags on me for loving Hudson Hawk because it's so bad it's good. Proceeds to watch entire Riverdale series. We're made for each other.

[New Georgia Project @NewGAProject]

Dear 17-year-olds who live in Georgia: if you'll turn 18 by January 5, 2021, you're eligible to vote in the run-off election that will be held on that date. You have until December 7 to register to vote and we can help!

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I guess it runs in the family?

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Halloween got weird this year...

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I scored 42/45 on @Pluralsight's ultimate #TechadeQuiz! ... and probably have 1/2 of them in my attic or office... https://t.co/WvIbKUyYZ1

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Doc-tails: cocktails from the Venture Bros (Which was just officially cancelled before Season 8 was fully written.) https://t.co/cHfSO25lw6 Make one and pour it out. #VentureBros #howtodrink

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Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum needs our help to stay afloat during the pandamic shutdown. https://t.co/GJwjNVBQQy

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Hoping this isn't just a tease... #xplay #attackoftheshow

[G4 @G4TV]

We never stopped playing.

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Activists rally to save Internet Archive as lawsuit threatens site (via @decryptmedia) https://t.co/knicaE8xqh