duane.

I've been told a hundred million times not to exaggerate.

[duane. @duaneroft]

@jspector Niche definer would be amazing please josh.

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A dramatic reconstruction of this @AldiUK vs. @marksandspencer caterpillar cake beef.

Don't @ me about my voice acting. Unless you're an agent.

#FreeCuthbert

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Clapping for the NHS and key workers once a week is cool, but have you ever tried voting for a government that invests in public services? #ClapForOurCarers #ClapForTheNHS

[The Macallan @The_Macallan]

The Macallan Valerio Adami 1926, described as the "Holy Grail of whisky", has become the world's most expensive bottle of whisky, selling for a record £848,000 at auction earlier today.

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