Duane Byram

The shortest distance between two points is irrelevant.

[Duane Byram @duano]

@MLB Kevin Mitchell’s bare handed catch near the left field foul pole. Amazing!

https://t.co/xbhyLUBaFI

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@WillHolder9 they do now. 😎

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@MichaelStahlke and then, as i recently learned, one can navigate from the Mississippi River to the Great Lakes (and hence back to the eastern seaboard )via canals near Chicago.

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@SebGorka Spiro Agnew resigned his VP position in disgrace, so i’d say the bar is pretty low to be the worst.

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@WUTangKids *submersible

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@OleTimeHardball @SergioMQuintero well he did go 2-3 with a double and a walk yesterday and seemed to be swinging the bat well.

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@JesseBWatters so the geographical idiots in this clip are viewers of your show? i don’t think this is the flex you thought it was. 🙄

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@bobcesca_go @CheriJacobus according to @TomJumboGrumbo the blue check will disappear if you change your profile pic too.

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@kyrstensinema @NatlParkService Utah would like a word. 🙄

[Not My Russian Puppet @NotMyRussPuppet]

The Rx for Real America:
1) #TrumpIndictments
2) #TrumpArrest
3) #TrumpConviction
4) Trump in prison
Once #TraitorTrump is imprisoned, America can return to normal, non criminal, non violent governance.
#VoteBlue2024 to keep it that way

[Duane Byram @duano]

@kim_Beckett84 @EricIdle i wanna get in on this.

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@jesseagler @gabe_the_taxguy @tonygwynnjr CounterCounterpoint: wouldn’t you reasonably expect to pay less for a rain shortened game then? … you’ve always really paid for the experience. And that experience is shorter now.

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@RexChapman Will they be blaming the cow again for this one? @OLearyAni
#chicagofire #kateolearyscow

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@JillWineBanks Wordle 580 2/6*

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how does this keep happening?
#wordle580 #coincidence

[Duane Byram @duano]

@JillWineBanks Wordle 577 3/6*

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omg, we keep having nearly identical results. great minds think alike or something something 😀

[Duane Byram @duano]

@tonyhawk has anyone ever told you that you look like Tony Hawk? … but with a cane 🙄

[Duane Byram @duano]

@LennyDykstra so 1939 was 10 years before 1929?!?! looks like typical MAGA math to me!

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@JillWineBanks Wordle 512 4/6*

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looks like we had similar/same word choices

@OLearyAni

[Duane Byram @duano]

@bendreyfuss well maybe Hershel isn’t clear on that 🙄

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Herschel Walker: “Do you know we’re the greatest country in the United States…?”

[Duane Byram @duano]

@DarrellIssa Never forget. Democrats voted you out of office too. After you wouldn’t even hold a town hall to discuss our concerns.