Andrew Amundson

I've met Prince and he complimented my sweater.

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

“Due to the graphic nature of this podcast, listener discretion is advised”

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

@adele was always a fan until your opinions on relationships come out. Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is love bs when I’m listening to music. As far as I’m concerned, you and Ke$ha are done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base.

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

These targeted ads are becoming way too scary. Literally shaking, how’d they know?

[marin @marinhanson]

Conspiracy theory: my mom started Covid-19 to spend more time with me

[Heather Jewett @bimbosummit]

Sometimes reading a book it’s like damn is there anything you WON’T describe

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

fine ill bite. what’s the economy

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

I’m listening to FKA Twigs at the gym and am unable to lift a thing. I’m just running my fingers along the machines and reflecting

[Kent Roth 🇺🇸 @KentenRoth]

I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

Most prestigious musical awards ranked:

50. Grammy’s
49. Featured in Nissan Altima commercial
48. Kid’s Choice Awards
47. AMA’s
3-46. ???
2. Included in my playlist “bangerz��
1. Obama’s “Favorite Music of 2019” list

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

work returning after the holidays

[BEN10 @omelly444]

Girls are shit with birthday gifts you’ll hint for a Rolex all year & she’ll turn up with a jar that’s filled with 22 things she loves about you lol

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

Perfect. Now open on Sundays.

[The Hill @thehill]

Chick-fil-A ending funding to two Christian charities that oppose same-sex marriage https://t.co/I9qkFV9dM1

[Molly @mollycchester]

Do you have any idea how many times I’ve watched this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I played football and baseball, sorry, but said to be the best bball player in N.Y. State-ask coach Ted Dobias-said best he ever coached.

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

I’m just trying to be as supportive as #VansGirl for all my friends.

[Andrew Amundson @Dub_Scout]

Not sure who needed this today but my mom’s got you.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

me: seasonal depression WILL NEVER HOLD ME PRISONER AGAIN..ESPECIALLY NOT THIS YEAR.

me, 5 seconds after the temp dropped outside: