Molly

Proud supporter of the Oxford comma

[Molly @mollycchester]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (29) is the youngest woman elected to Congress, and I (29) still forget to take out my contacts before bed.

[Molly @mollycchester]

@TravisHoium @llaHnosaJ @MLB @Braves @Reds @espn

[Molly @mollycchester]

This is it—I’ve peaked.

Wordle 275 1/6

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[Molly @mollycchester]

The year is 2022, and I reactivate Twitter.

[Molly @mollycchester]

2.5 years later and this tweet still stands.

[Molly @mollycchester]

Hello “responsible” gun owners who are unsupportive of common sense gun laws. A friendly reminder that military-grade weapons (eg. AR-15s) are not used to hunt animals. If you disagree, you must be a pretty fucking terrible hunter.

[Tina Nguyen @tina_nguyen]

I have a very close friend who’s a researcher studying public health at a major NGO, and he told me that this was THE week to practice as much social distancing as possible, even if you don’t have to go to work.

I asked him to explain why. Sharing his answers w/ permission (1/x)

[Molly @mollycchester]

All of MN to Wiggins:

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Golden State has agreed to trade D'Angelo Russell to Minnesota for a deal that includes Andrew Wiggins, a 2021 protected first-round pick and a 2022 second-round pick, league sources tell ESPN. Warriors will send Jacob Evans and Omari Spellman to Timberwolves too.

[Molly @mollycchester]

RT to save a life this holiday szn

[Sofa King Stupid @chUckbUte]

You've got to be kidding me. After all these years...

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

if u ever wanna humble me, just know i’m the same height as olaf.

[Molly @mollycchester]

Ok boomer

[The Hill @thehill]

Biden says he won't legalize marijuana because it may be a "gateway drug" https://t.co/OrnFYpGw8E

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

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[Molly @mollycchester]

Do you have any idea how many times I’ve watched this

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

[Molly @mollycchester]

And a v happy bday to me

[Netflix Queue @netflixqueue]

#ToAllTheBoys: P.S. I Still Love You premieres February 12!

And a third film —To All The Boys: Always And Forever Lara Jean — is already in production!!!

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Simone Biles, in extreme slow motion.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

What a cover

[Kevin Slane @kslane]

The Onion's recommended stories section right now.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A massive heat wave has caused the Greenland ice sheet to melt at rates not projected until 2070.

We are in a climate emergency. Vote accordingly. https://t.co/GqrPhh1HlY

[Ash @Ash_KL_]

All of Bachelor Nation when Hannah asked Tyler out on a date
#TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Grace @happily_kissy94]

The devil works hard, but Chris Harrison works harder #TheBacheloretteFinale #TheBachelorette