Dubbs

Real quotes from the softest dude on the planet *These quotes are 100% real quotes from Jeffrey Ross Amper*

[NBA @NBA]

Rondo with the moves on ESPN! #NBARapidReplay https://t.co/yGhdz0pvSl

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Thisssss isssss the way I live

@totalfratmove @iQuoteComedy @WORLDSTAR @DrunkVines

[cat facts @Cat_Benedict]

Woah 🔥 @DubbsRealQuotes

[NBA @NBA]

🚨 #StephCurryDunk 🚨 https://t.co/HQFszKfZog

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"Man, popsicles have been around for a minute."

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"Who doesn't sleep with a finger or two in their b-hole."

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"The best way to drink is alone."

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"I'd be lost without Abdi."

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"I'm not even drunk."

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"My inner Abdi is coming out."

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"I wish people would call me Psycho J again."

[Delusional Thomas @acspacely]

I can't wait to get back to Akron and pretend I'm a TKE brother

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"I miss Parker so much."

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"Jar Jar Binks."
- In response to the question, who is your favorite movie character of all time?

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"I don't even like Adele."

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"Parents finally gone; meat in hand, Juergens on deck....couldn't have asked for a better Friday." https://t.co/3LpCGj7IFn

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"If I was supposed to wash my hands after every bathroom visit why doesn't the sign say, 'Everyone wash their hands.'"

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"I'm a model of personal hygiene."

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"If I told you I haven't worn an adult diaper I'd be a liar. And I may wear adult diapers, but I'm no liar."

[Casey Lauber @CASE_closed24]

First one of the semester homies! It's just another wacky Wednesday in wAkron Ohio.