Dani 🇺🇸 🥋

Im a clumsy ninja who loves glitter, whiskey, boobs, my guns, puppies, and pizza.
#RollTide 🐘 💖 🇺🇸 🍕
Coolest day ever was when I met @drakewhite

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Taco Bell now sells fries.

Burger King is putting burger patties on tacos.

KFC is putting cheetos on chicken sandwiches.

Sour Patch kids now have a cereal.

They definitely have legalized weed and put everyone who is high as fuck in charge of their menus

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Happy Tuesday!!!!!! Let's always have fun!!

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Who's ready for summer????

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@mattrife is this you??? Hahahaha 😆

[𝕷𝖆𝖚𝖗𝖆♡︎🪷🦂 @frequency__444]

Dynamite comes in small packages 📦 😌

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

I've been waiting for this to drop. It's on repeat and im in love with it @russdiemon

https://t.co/v0pzuZHuWc

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I was today's years old when I discovered I need to go to an Imagine Dragons concert 🔥😍🔥😍🔥

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My husband has a lot of balls sending me to the dollar store unsupervised....

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😭😭

[Ridiculousness @Ridiculousness]

We lost a great one. Rest in peace, Ken Block. ❤️

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

You are now irrelevant

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

My wife found a new song she likes.

So I've heard it 72 times straight while she takes a shower.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Awesome new Twitter merch!

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

@joncoopertweets Legend..

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Not even mad... what an amazing game!!! #alabamavstennessee

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

#RollTide baby!!!!

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Does @jimmykimmel realize that Metlife stadium isn't actually in New York???? He is such a douche bag #NYG

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Dead hahahahaha

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@WalterBelonos81 @RIBNS @CJPFirePhotos @CoreyWelch I hope the birds are ok!!!!

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Red onions are clearly purple....

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This might be the winner....

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Wow.....amazing game go Giants!!!! #NYGiants