Hammer Chucker Tex⚓

Booze, boobs and things that go boom.

Yes, it's my island.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

God fearing. Nothing else.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

The honda pilot is the "Nissan altima" for soccer moms.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

I hate painters.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

Never considered myself a "jeep guy", but the kid at the drive thru said he liked my "car" and I was offended.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

Lettuce prey.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@SkyNews They're not called "lorries" in the U.S.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@DailyMail Pretty sure she already got one.

[Sam Rogers @RealSamRogers]

I love America so much

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@amuse Is that a t-rex tattoo?

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@conspiracyb0t I don't think a lawn mower would cut through that.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

If you leave a dog or other animal on the side of the road, you should be forced to live outside for as long as you left that poor animal there. No food, no shelter, nothing.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@MailOnline 10 guns is an arsenal?

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@BudLightSadness Is he pregnant?

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@tjdelsanto What apartments are they from?

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

My wife is over 200 days sober. I am beyond proud of her. Although, I recently noticed she joined a fb group for sober Taylor swift fans. "Sober Swifties" or something. Now I'm conflicted.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@MailOnline Is..is she looking at the camera?

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

College professors and politicians alike should have term limits. Abolish the idea of tenure.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@RobProvince With 1 toothpick guarding the gate?

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

What a beautiful day.

[Hammer Chucker Tex⚓ @islandtex]

@CoolBlueStrat2 We're back.