Rob Keith

Crate Digger, Pot sticker licker
Navy Vet with an avid interest in Anarcho Syndicate Communes with biweekly meetings.
35% Serious, 85% Goof, 100% Bad at Math

[Rob Keith @Dubflakes]

@firstroundmock What I love, is that with every one of these posts, it widens the gap in which any professional organization would ever consider hiring you. Even if you're right, the lack of professionalism and calling out players publicly will burn you with any franchise.

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@DickieV @ChicagoBears @packers @espn Oh fuck off, Dick. The Packers and Hafley were chirping all week. Where were you?

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@realJosiahBurke @EnochBurke Or he was jailed for being, like they say in Ireland, a cunt.

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@DaBearsTakeOver I mean, isn't that how it should be? Kraft was a 3rd round pick. Loveland should be the better player.

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@PeterOlgui70700 @Milajoy If having "more skin in the game" means your parents fucked and shit you out on U.S. soil then you might have an overinflated sense of entitlement.

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@timburchett "Guts" Is that new slang for legal precedent?

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@danorlovsky7 This was the play before it. Even worse, because they didn't bring a blitzer on this one, so they had 7 guys 10+ on 2nd and 5. Even crazier, this play was an incompletion to Burden. Isn't a defender within 10 yards and Caleb throws it behind him.

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@JonnyRoot_

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@smokinjay_6 @MNWrestlers80s @ufcolin Dude is delusional. That was a great block that smoked Cashman.

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@MNWrestlers80s @ufcolin You have absolutely no idea what holding is. Cashman got caught off balance from the side and held upright. Cashman had no leverage to even warrant a hold.

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@WallStreetApes Someone show this guy a map of Europe.

And "if it's for everyone, it's for no one" just might be the most intellectually lazy argument that I've ever heard.

You'd think this page would tell this fuckwit to improve his skillset and find a better job than enabling him.

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@Bigkato1 @EmmanuelAcho That's how ole boy talks to his daughter when she doesn't finish her Cheerios, because he's "hard as fck"

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@soveyx Pretty simple. Do you want to shape the laws and identity of this country to your values at the expense of other people's rights, freedom and autonomy?

If the answer is yes, you are a fascist.
If the answer is no, you are not a fascist.

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@jasonwhitlock Relax. It was rhetorical. He literally said they needed to "reset" and "get back to their identity." Both of which imply they have to change what they were doing.

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@comeantakethem @CHSN_Bears Don't you have some black and silver cosplay to do while getting pegged by your favorite Maxx Crosby impersonator?

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@barstoolsports He's the ahole and while we are here lets stop shaming parents for keeping baseballs to bring home to their kids.

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@goatweedx @antifawokesoros @fendermusicg @Nick_Offerman I mean...

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@FleetXAdmiral @ulsterkebab @Nick_Offerman You're really putting a lot of effort into trying to spin this in your favor.
Ron was libertarian without question. No religion, Anti-state, Anti-Authoritarian, Max liberty.

You're talking out of your ass.

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@NFLNotify New system, new line, and quite a few new pieces. It may take a month or two to get acclimated. Consistency, familiarity and repetition are key in the NFL and the Bears have had very little of those three things since Lovie left.

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@OhMyNotAgain99 @awoooouwuooooo @GenFlynn @elonmusk Have you heard of amendments?