dubitably, marie

o b s e s s e d with c a t //
teenage gymbag //
midwestern casserole queen //
she/her

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

The title of my memoir just fell in my lap

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@ben_a_goldfarb AWWWW it looks so good!!!! Great job BG!

[John Taylor @johna_taylor]

For my dear Leslie’s birthday, I’m going to give YOU a gift. Pre-order her book in the next week, & I’ll mail you a tumbled and polished stone.

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@ben_a_goldfarb @legroff Meeeee, I thought that 😩

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Marriage is great so far. You can be even more sassy with even fewer consequences

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Sometimes you just have to check if that’s a bug. The thing in the corner of the wall, the thing tickling your wrist. Probably it’s not a bug, but you do have to check.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Everyone knows someone with a shelter dog that is 50% Chihuahua and 50% 8 other breeds that is calmer than any other dog in the world and lives to 25. Everyone likes them. The dog is always called like Squirt or something

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@laurfinke @edzitron Cricket squirt 😭 😭 😭

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Something’s gone sideways with humanity when I’m in a position of needing to dust my vacuum

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@ben_a_goldfarb Sounds like the peeves of an uninformed angler 😭 🦫 🦫 🦫

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

IT’S PACZKI DAY!

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Damn I’ve been on Twitter a minute. and it’s only contributed negatively to my mental wellbeing for the last seven years out of fourteen

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@ben_a_goldfarb HERE we go!!!!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The fact that this bear took 400 selfies — she just KNEW she was serving in this one! The lashes, the smize!!!! I know that’s right. She said I’m giving you MARILYN!

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

What do I WANT? I WANT to come across an object that inexplicably and undeniably has Jesus’s face on it and sell it on eBay

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Scared because Equifax must’ve really fucked me over. They paid me $22 compared to y’all’s $5 or $8

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Too stressed to be blessed ✌️

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

The delight of Keke Palmer playing and narrating her Sims. If this is January I can’t wait for the rest of the year

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@laurfinke

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

Made the huge mistake of *checks notes* having a single coffee after two weeks without it because having covid made it taste bad. Am paying for said mistake with jitters, sweating, hot flashes. Covid is the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever experienced

[dubitably, marie @dubitablymarie]

@petermedeiros19 A very good sun kitty 💜