Weston Johnson

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@Splitgate fix your shotgun

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@MattWalshBlog Terrible take. Idiotic even, regardless of how you feel about video games there must be a term to refer to the group of people who do it on Xbox. What would you prefer? “The people who use our console”?

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

A high school teacher was decapitated for blasphemy in France—the most secular of nations—and the @nytimes frames it like this

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

Just when I thought 2020 couldn’t get any more fucked, I find myself downloading a song by Creed.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

Well tonight was my first annual reminder of how much I hate driving on snowy roads.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

For fucks sake, POTUS is on twitter talking shit about nuclear weapons like some high school punk before a fist fight.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

The worst part in The Last Jedi was Kylo getting rid of his mask. Vader’s made him a mysterious villain, and Kylo’s did the same.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@RomanMeadows https://t.co/6xMOjMZToG

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science https://t.co/ZMqwQELcvf

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@LKrauss1 better late than never. Great read!

[Goldenhand the Just @JaimeLa39]

Maybe bobby b wouldn't have rebelled if Lyanna and Rhaegar had been up front with their relationship, a lot of people could be alive🤔

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

Trump said that freedom comes from "God in heaven". I could have sworn that people fought and died to earn and protect that right. Guess not

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@RomanMeadows https://t.co/m0tIhI7xI1

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Battle Of Wits With Unwieldy Burrito Nears Thrilling Endgame https://t.co/KgELkzZglI

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@RomanMeadows https://t.co/oTZb7X9dWL

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm weak! 😂😂😂

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

Trump: "We're going to stop crime."
You heard it here first, it's not gonna fucking happen.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

There is a direct correlation between my phone battery remaining at the end of the day, and how productive I was at work.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘1984’ Tops Amazon Bestseller List https://t.co/BECGscQsIj #WhatDoYouThink?

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

All of the religious stuff during the inauguration is terrible.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

I'm still wondering if Rihanna's flying squirrel costume from 'this is what you came for' actually works for gliding.

[Weston Johnson @dubj222]

@Titanfallgame I hope there will be suppressers in the final version?