wendell crockett IV

where’s my Netflix documentary? 🤌🥟👽🔋

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

I’m the alpha in my work trip with 3 men because I’m the only one that says they’re hungry, demands food, and then they follow like little sheepies

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@ScottyMo15 Absolutely

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@SDCountyFires Same or different fire from one reported at 5 and 56 junction??

[ale ✨ @maxstafina]

it's almost that time of the summer.

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Are men emotional?

A story in three parts.

[Spencer Greenberg 🔍 @SpencrGreenberg]

Before Twitter locked down its API, I started an analysis to figure out (empirically) "the 'greatest' tweets ever from intellectuals."

Here's an abbreviated version based on the analysis I was able to do:

[24 'greatest' tweets from intellectuals megathread] 🧵

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@maseeh4alum TOTALITY BABY

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@ScreenMage @KevOnStage should be kicked off X for a comment this dumb

[a lying libra @igthisv]

i need yall to pay attention idgaf if y’all unfollowing me this is some of the most sinister sht we will ever see

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

something that makes me irrationally angry is seeing videos of steak and then everyone in the comments saying “it’s raw” when it’s medium rare

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@ScottyMo15 On my dad’s list. But also upset that the #churros are gone :(

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@Blair_Road @mortymo_ Lmao pay them more then. They only making like $60k 💀💀💀

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@maseeh4alum Needs a script!!

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

time to bring back custom ringtones

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@maseeh4alum @BigGameBoomer Yeah but I don’t want to wake up at 9am

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@1980Tarheels @oOGrannyOo @shannonrwatts @MuellerSheWrote You still haven’t shown mass shootings but ok

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@maseeh4alum Did you really have much left before this tweet? 😂

[wendell crockett IV @dubnetts]

@1980Tarheels @oOGrannyOo @shannonrwatts @MuellerSheWrote This is a trustworthy and relatable (no mass shooting information) infographic. I also think the photo is a nice touch. 🤡