Sheldon

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

Suck yuhhhh maaadaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaagggggg

[D2X @D2X__]

if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this was a genuinely funny movie, and i don’t think adam sandler gets enough credit for how good his dry, deadpan one-liners are, they land every time

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Man sounds just like the Flying Dutchman 😭

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

@theRealMur__ She ate the coke table …

[Randy 🇺🇸 @Randy_Man_]

If you were on a plane and you knew it was going to crash, how would you spend your final moments? 🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸The future is gonna be so 🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

Why are French fries so expensive

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

Cold beer after work >

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

Slow motion is better than no motion 🫡

[Cordie868 @CordellBoyce]

Don’t goodnight me, goodnight Jesus 😂😂😂

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

GM.

Guess what road this is.

[gabriel @gabrieleastonn]

could be us

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

One thing I’ll never try to do is open a beer with my teeth fuck that

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Try jesus dont try me.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

this is insane

[Sheldon @dubsforadollar]

If this ugly bitch don’t stop sending me selfies imma kms