Michelle✌

🌞Keep my feet on the ground. Keep my head in the clouds. ☁️ Fly High BBs✨

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Here. Bye.

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Honestly just want to disappear and never have to come back.

[officiallyLebogang @Lebogangkwenadi]

2020 so far:
- Australia fires
- WW3 rumours
- Kobe & Gigi Bryant's death
- quarantine lockdown
- UFO sightings
- murder hornets
- parallel universe
- protests across the country
- Anonymous is back
- Trump hides in a bunker
- a new #Ebola wave

AND ITS FUCKING JUNE...

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Shoutout to the caves for trying to take my weed away from me. First time was flower. Second time was wax. I swear to god I’m not trying to have a third. I know that shit is gonna leave me for real next time and no human bean will try to go save it!! #thanksdylan #striketwo

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

My uncle goes “your aunt showers with slip and slide shit!” Aka conditioner. 😂😂😂 he goes “it’s a fucking slip slip slip slide type shit! Like what the fuck is that!” Conditioner. That’s what the fuck it is. I’m dead #babysittingdrunkpeople101

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

My boy goes “I don’t drink IPAs.” 😂😂😂until this weekend. 😂

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Lol @ the person who’s this months chick was captured in all pics/vids from the night. Liars are horrible. Even more horrible when they get pissed at you for calling them out. 😉 sleep well knowing ya fucked up👏🏼

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

“You don’t bullshit you don’t lie and you’re real as hell! Thats why I FUCKING love you!” -K

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

I cannot stop watching Schittz creek for the life of me. It’s fully @MollywoodHills fault. FULLY!!!

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

“Don’t die. We love you” -Mia.

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

When it’s “time” don’t come asking me for a minute. You hour taking ass.

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Pay the troll toll. #grem

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Someone who worked all day long made only a quarter of what I made doing just my evening shift of being first off. We don’t hustle the same. 😄👌😏

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

@grantth7 Yoooo lets go!!!! #treesofthevalley

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

I don’t say more than a few words to people anymore. I’m done wasting my time on those who can’t even give a second.

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

When people become hella defensive take that as sus. Fuckers.

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

This series on Netflix has me stuck but at the same time I wanna turn it off 😂

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

I legit am so blunt that there is no chance for anyone to say shit after. You asked. You got your answer. Keep walking.

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

Reason why my sandwich came out so banging was because I had Brandon listen to Macs new album to ensure it be ON POINT!

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

“HEY STOP TALKING! how do you want your eggs cooked?” -Brandon😂😂😂

[Michelle✌ @dubxshell]

See how many people fuck with you when you stop being the one to make the effort. People are full of shit. 👏🏼