2020 so far:
- Australia fires
- WW3 rumours
- Kobe & Gigi Bryant's death
- quarantine lockdown
- UFO sightings
- murder hornets
- parallel universe
- protests across the country
- Anonymous is back
- Trump hides in a bunker
- a new #Ebola wave
AND ITS FUCKING JUNE...
Shoutout to the caves for trying to take my weed away from me. First time was flower. Second time was wax. I swear to god I’m not trying to have a third. I know that shit is gonna leave me for real next time and no human bean will try to go save it!! #thanksdylan#striketwo
My uncle goes “your aunt showers with slip and slide shit!” Aka conditioner. 😂😂😂 he goes “it’s a fucking slip slip slip slide type shit! Like what the fuck is that!” Conditioner. That’s what the fuck it is. I’m dead #babysittingdrunkpeople101
Lol @ the person who’s this months chick was captured in all pics/vids from the night. Liars are horrible. Even more horrible when they get pissed at you for calling them out. 😉 sleep well knowing ya fucked up👏🏼