The Duchess

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[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

When you’ve been out of Zim , you will realise that private hospital care in Zim iritori Parirenyatwa with just cleaner facilities and better food, it’s a scam to massage your ego so that you feel you’re better than the next person. Universal Healthcare for all Zimbabweans!!

[Feziwe @the_Dzimbabwe]

@brunfocused @Luvritty_lue I think some people really have money to cover their private hospital bills without breaking a sweat. The biggest danger is a road accident, haaa ipapo munhu Unoendeswa Ku nearest hospital then after that wozotransfewa to a private. Saka pa in-between apo ndopane horror yese🤌🏾.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

Could be , Tino anenge ariku upgrader software. There has been some surprising improvement in his deportment, looks a tad bit more polished. Hopefully vachadzidziswa chirungu.?

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

M&S or Waitrose are also not expensive as many people think. They also do affordable and lovely “value range” products. I do find that Waitrose is usually located in middle class areas , mostly villages and this deliberately creates an illusion of being out of reach for most

[SuzieWong 🌹🍄🌲🌳☀️☔ @SuzieWo20886208]

People diss M&S as a middle class snob shop.
M&S have a range of everyday basic products that are cheap and high quality. Their small wholemeal bread is 65p. It's outstanding. Butter is good value and so are their baked beans. About 1/3 of the price of Heinz.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

@jqsh4 @DesignerGuyZw Inonzi “No Make Up Look”
She actually has make up on but it’s a type of look , a real work of art when done by a good make up artist. This proves men are so easy to deceive!!

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

@KhananiShingan1 Listen and learn

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

@ragnar_alwyn Public health in Zim is shambolic, but even my experience of a stay in a supposedly elite hospital in Zim left me shook. Poor diagnostic procedures , lack of basic diagnostic tools , dangerous and calamitous prescribing protocols. Yet they charge extortionate hospital fees.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

Vulgar money does not buy you class.

[BaShona. @BaShonaBaShona]

The architectural and interior design of Taona and Poneso Tagwirei’s wedding venue reflects a blend of modern luxury, minimalist elegance, and grand ceremonial styling. The venue was designed with a high-end contemporary aesthetic that emphasised openness, symmetry, and visual softness.

The most striking architectural feature is the dramatic ceiling treatment, where layers of flowing white drapery were suspended across the entire structure in sweeping waves. This created the illusion of movement and depth, almost resembling floating clouds or royal pavilion canopies. The design softened the scale of the venue while giving it a heavenly and majestic atmosphere.

The layout followed a symmetrical banquet-style arrangement, with long parallel dining tables extending through the hall. This created visual balance and order, allowing guests to experience both intimacy and grandeur simultaneously. The spacing between the tables was carefully planned to maintain elegance, comfort, and smooth movement throughout the venue.

The use of an all-white palette was a deliberate architectural and design choice symbolising purity, peace, unity, and sophistication. The neutral tones also enhanced the lighting within the venue, making the entire space appear brighter, larger, and more luxurious. The gold-accented chairs introduced a subtle touch of royalty and warmth, preventing the monochromatic white setting from feeling cold or overly formal.

Natural decorative elements, including strategically placed trees and floral installations, brought organic texture into the modern setting. This fusion of nature with structured luxury created a refined garden-banquet atmosphere indoors.

From a design perspective, the venue embraced:

Contemporary luxury architecture

Minimalist ceremonial aesthetics

Soft fabric engineering and draped ceiling design

Symmetrical spatial planning

Elegant monochromatic colour theory

High-end banquet hall styling

Overall, the venue was designed not merely as a reception space, but as an immersive experience of elegance, prestige, celebration, and timeless beauty perfectly suited for a wedding of such significance and stature.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

It was a wholly inappropriate song selection for the newly weds. As song about two lovers finding it difficult to come to terms with the end of a relationship.

[Kambuson🇿🇼🇬🇧 @Blessing_Museki]

@Makomborerol They flew Boyz 2 Men to Zim for that 1992 hit End of the Road!!!

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

Ndine mubvunzo mukuru, kuSDA kunorambidzwa poda, kana lipstick zvayo???

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

The most befitting gift to you when I make my first million dollars , would be to pay for your 4 years of night schooling at a good primary school . If you do happen to pass your grade 7 exams then we can talk about funding your secondary school education.

[GGOAT @hatiperi_wacho]

Wait wait.. Elder Tagwirei invited H.E. to his son’s wedding ? and the President didn’t just attend he got up and did that signature dance for the crowd bro 😂 Nah, that’s peak aura right there 🔥🙌🏽

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

That does not look Kevin’s work at all. I would be very underwhelmed if I was the one paying for the expenses. Kevin’s arrangements are sheer class and always have a touch of sophistication. Muchato uyo wangu uine kachibhambi.

[Chef Avocado @avocado_wacho]

If this guy was the planner of that wedding, then he must have made serious money.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

So many different flyers from different groups For a small country , Arsenal Zim fans failed to organise just one big gathering. Kuita zvinhu takabatana senyika kunoti netsa. Inongova mazvake mazvake. Every one just wants to out to do the next person.
Cry the beloved country.

[Arsenal Lovers Zimbabwe 🔴⚪ @zimgooners]

End of season @arsenal watch parties across Zimbabwe tomorrow! Come one, come all #MaGunners

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

Felt like this during Covid and Palestinian genocide. 2 weeks into the Israeli- Iran conflict, I expressed my sentiments to a relative. He asked what “war”
He did not have even the faintest idea there was a war raging in the Middle East that could have wiped out millions.

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

Is it normal to feel so overwhelmed by the general suffering in the world? To the point that even if you have a little bit of good going on for you there's a limit to how happy you can be. Like yes I bought a new pair of shoes but someone just lost their whole family in a war so what's the point?
I'm not sure if I'm expressing my thought well but this very saddening awareness of how much pain exists in general and how there is very little one can individually do to change that.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

As Zimbabweans we need to acquaint ourselves with the numerous methods of laundering money. Plain and simple, this one was actually quite pedestrian, not difficult to work out even for a simpleton like me.

[Rumbie Uncensored @RUMBIEPROPERTIE]

What’s going on here?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only those with real eyes will catch everything wild happening in this video 🙈
#ZimbabweWillRise

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

Situation is desperate, they are now resorting to selling everyone and their own grandmothers. The Zimbabwe govt will have to make a plan ,maybe some kind of repatriation loan because such folks did not plan for old age but the west is also becoming inhospitable to migrants

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

You’be seeing more of these folks emerging. There is an unspoken epidemic of men and women in their 50s, 60s & 70s who came to the diaspora , built nothing back home and do not even own a home in the diaspora. They are growing old, bodies can no longer cope with manual work

[Gerrard Anko Ged Belts @MacBelts]

I am told this UK ZANU PF crew was given about £110k to back CAB3 and with that money they had a great escape to Turkey 🇹🇷 where they enjoyed the loot 😂😂😂. Some of these are the ones you see harassing citizens like @zimbabweyauya at the Zim Embassy.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

My photographic memory tells me Delish Nguwaya and July Moyo have a striking resemblance 🤔
@TichRay

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

@QueenRMade1 She is a blued blood, everything about her is effortlessly classy.

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

@a6_awe @korrinesky

[The Duchess @duchess_chic]

@IamEriOluwa @korrinesky