Soccer Mom Dom

A Woman Who Wears Many Hats

[Soccer Mom Dom @Duchess_Dom]

Learn to love people in their love language not yours.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

We had just gotten back from a ten-day trip abroad, and I was at brunch with a few girlfriends catching up. One of them had her phone out, scrolling through my Instagram stories.
She looked a little disappointed. "The trip looked cute, but did he not book that viral floating breakfast? Or the private boat tour? My algorithm is full of guys surprising their girls with these heavily curated, luxury experiences. I feel like if a man takes you out of the country, he should be acting like a full-time concierge. It's about the aesthetics of being spoiled."
I took a sip of my mimosa and just looked at her.
What she didn’t see on my Instagram story was what happened when we landed. She didn't see him silently taking my 50-pound suitcase the second we got off the carousel and carrying it up three flights of broken subway stairs because the elevator was out. She didn't see him physically placing himself between me and an incredibly aggressive street vendor who wouldn't take no for an answer. She didn't see him stay up an extra hour in the hotel bed, meticulously mapping out the absolute safest walking route for us the next day so we wouldn't end up in a sketchy neighborhood.
The internet has completely rotted our understanding of what it means to be "taken care of." We have been brainwashed by TikTok to believe that a man’s highest purpose on a vacation is to be a luxury event coordinator for our social media feeds.
We are out here complaining that a man didn't buy us a $200 aesthetic fruit platter in a pool, completely ignoring the fact that we spent the entire week walking through a foreign country with absolute, unbothered peace of mind because he was acting as our personal logistics manager, navigator, and human shield.
I realized right then: The timeline wants a man to curate an aesthetic. I want the man who absorbs the chaos of the real world so I can actually relax.

[Jasmine 🇹🇹 @Scotty_DoesIt]

When I say this shit tickles me BAD 😭😭😭😭

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

1. Poor eating habits.
2. Serial dating.
3. No sexual discipline.
4. People-pleasing.
5. Hyper-religious.
6. Negative self-talk.
7. Poor boundaries.
8. Easily agitated.
9. Problems with trust.
10. Memory loss.
11. Substance abuse.
12. Poor conflict resolution skills.
13. Avoidant behavior.
14. Difficulties asking for help.
15. Perfectionism.
16. Chronic apologizing.
17. Constant need for reassurance.
18. Relying on external validation to make decisions.
19. Problems accepting compliments.
20. A need to fix a everybody else’s problems.

[toni childs @archivalriah]

nigga horses don’t stop they keep going

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Apart of being that bitch, is ignoring bitches who ain’t

[courtney allen. @iLovesPepsi]

clean up your house.

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

One of your primary responsibilities to yourself as a lady is to avoid getting pregnant by a dude like this. They should show this clip in 6th grade sex ed

[AshForde 🇬🇾🇧🇧 @Itsashforde]

I don’t align myself with people that don’t like Beyoncé

[Soccer Mom Dom @Duchess_Dom]

Bought a bag of chips for $6 and almost started googling ¢30s because someone needs to be held responsible….

[Bre $tyle ❤️‍🔥 @bre_style]

bag of grapes $8. i’m finna start a riot.

[EB † 🏁 @_8hustleharder]

Collins Hill stand up 💯 got us a Heisman Trophy winner

[Soccer Mom Dom @Duchess_Dom]

Her mom is literally Beyoncé….

[brit does it all @britsalterego]

Do yall see what I’m saying now? It’s no shade to Blue Ivy. She’s just, 12.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

[Soccer Mom Dom @Duchess_Dom]

Okay I’ll rewatch it again. Damn!

[Kira J @IamKiraJ]

“You fucked another nigga when your man was fixing his shit for YOU! Bitch you don’t even deserve Lawrence!”

Time stopped.

[Soccer Mom Dom @Duchess_Dom]

My gals from Tiktok!! 🤎🤌🏾

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

A COUNTRY GIRL GROUP FULL OF BLACK WOMEN ??? >>>>

[ēdē @theidi_]

Youd hate me. I find something i like and i wear it outtt like a cartoon character

[God Hates Gays @_BlowMyJoe]

"I hope you love your baby cause I'm stomping both of yall OUT" 😭

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

The plays were so fucking good