brit does it all

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Yes it comes after 49 and it’s how old she in fact, looks.
Gorgeous tho! But all of 50.

[Feelings 🍃 @itsmyfeelingss_]

Charlize Theron proving age is just a number at 50

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If your beard needs its own little brush, I’m not fkn with you

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@Nise814 Scuba
I think it’s like an ice spice song or whatever

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Forget what everyone is talking about rn. Tell me who’s gonna take Britney Spears phone away!? That’s all we need to be figuring out cuz this has gone on long enough

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MySpace

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

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Uh uh get somebody else to do it

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I hate when I work so much that I have no time to tweet

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Stassi Schroeder walking the 2026 Sports Illustrated Swim runway

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Wh0ring is the new Ozempic

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Mia Khalifa shared that she keeps fit and healthy mostly through regular intimacy rather than strict diets or gym sessions.

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I read a quote that said:

No need to cut people off.
Just grow.
They’ll fall off.

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@MrGee54 I am so sorry friend. My prayers are with you and your family 🤍

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@_itstaylormarie You right you right

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@2busy4ubanks My calorie deficit isn’t deficiting

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@VitaminD_J @muheediva01 Aha I mean 🤷🏽‍♀️ wasn’t my fault

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@GrizzlyDiesel See. A real one

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Next person who posts before/after pics of them losing weight and don’t tell us how they did it, I’m cussing clean out because HOW bitch?!? Quit keeping secrets.

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These compliments feel backhanded

[Mariè @p8stie]

Just went to hot YOGA in Atlanta Georgia

The class was entirely full of BLACK PEOPLE. AMERICAN BLACK PEOPLE. Everyone was black except me. And they said namaste & everything.

They were way friendlier & more well-adjusted than white yoga people. Lots of smiles & eye contact

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This that old man from the TL

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@ThaDangerousOne If you have a weee, you have a print.

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@JermpoetheGreat Happy born day!!

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Would I like to marry a man who says I don’t need to work anymore? Yes.
Would I not work anymore? No.

I need purpose in my life and I promise you I won’t find it “keeping a home”.