Duchess of Tuna

“It’s just the Duchess of Tuna - the only real influence she has is getting David Attenborough to pet her in environments where tuna cannot exist.”

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@landy_landers finally you joined twitter! Now we can discuss all things #tuna. Welcome!

[🌈 Buddy 🌈 & Gizmo 🦁🦁 @buddy_gizmo]

G: is this where they keep the tuna?
B: hope so - it’s #tunatuesday!
G: right I’m going in...
B: can I get a pizza please?
G: there’s more wine than food in here!
B: let me have a look...how shocking!
G: is it though bro?
B: nope

😹😹🦁🦁 #teamfloof

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

it's #tunatuesday !!!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@simondh89 It appears, you sir, are a #duchess as well. Nice #VaginaBalls.

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

I didn't know they spread #FakeNews over the #atlantic #ocean, but a #duchess is never a #sir, sir.

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@ItsFlo Happy birthday, Jamie!!! I was wondering if the team at #Progressive eats #tuna? I find that nobody in my office likes me because I do, and sometimes it is a little #pungent. I find this so #troubling.

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

#DonaldTrump #eating #tuna for #lunch at the #border #cafeteria. #Thanks for raising #TunaAwareness, @realDonaldTrump! Now #please #end the #GovernmentShutdown so #everyone can eat their #tuna, too.

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@simondh89 I'll admit that #OutOfDateTinofSpam might be more #applicable than #TunaSteak. However, I don't think you are one to be #criticizing #body #appearances when you appear to have #malformed #testicles with #concerning #textures and #mismatched #hair.

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@gothpride @Yorupoko As the #DuchessOfTuna, I can attest that #tuna is much healthier than many #American #restaurants!! Think back to the #IKEAHorseMeatScandalOf2013. I hope you find some #food that you enjoy. The #struggleisreal!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@yellowtrenches As the #DuchessOfTuna, I can attest that not #all #TunaEaters are monsters. The #FishMarket is #oversaturated with a lot of #low #quality, #mercuryish #tuna. However, there are many quality #tunas out there, if you'd like some #recommendations!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@TomAnswers10 As the #DuchessOfTuna, I can attest to the #anti-#inflammatory effects of #tuna! Thank you for raising #tunaawareness! Have a #tunarrific day!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@jackwright77 As the #DuchessOfTuna, I can attest that this is true! Thank you for raising #tunaawareness! Have a #tunariffic day!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@simondh89 @wauwas @breezeblockjosh as the #DuchessOfTuna, I can attest that her tongue does NOT look like a #tunasteak. Please be more cautious of throwing out #tunaisms so recklessly!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@gum_darw I hope #gumball & #darwin have a #tunariffic Thursday!!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@izzyveslaurent Although I am a big fan of #tuna, seeing as how I am the #DuchessOfTuna, I can attest that this post made me #laugh a lot.

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@Frances_Fisher @Lawrence Hahaha thank you so much!

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

@realDonaldTrFan 👏👏👏 fooled once again

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

Here’s my year in emoji: #HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear 🐟

[Duchess of Tuna @duchessoftuna]

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