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I once got stoned AF, ate an entire box of Sour Patch Kids, and my jaw hurt for three goddamned days.

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@AnthonyGlancy11 Carr is the king of getting my hopes up and then smashing them 😂

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@thezacharymike excuse me I am outraged by the loose change slander in your recent video. 😂😂 PEOPLE HAVE CHANGE, OKAY?? 🪙💀

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I so badly want to talk about this ALR fustercluck with people in my day to day, but I can never admit to anyone that I watch this shit. 😂

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@emmasschnucki I'm sorry ... ⭐CROTCH BLEACH⭐?

THE FUCK DID Y'ALL DO WHILE UNSUPERVISED?!

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I hop out of Gorl World for a bit, and when I come back, ALR is having a public homewrecker breakup? 😂
Goddamn. 😂💀

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Just looked up @calebsaysthings as a fellow Missourian, and this can NOT be the extent of your "Personal Life". "Gay. Moved." 😂🤌🏽 But hey, same alma mater! 😘

[k ❀*•ˊ𖧷 is a free spirit @siyoonluvr]

they don’t deserve a look this good i’m
so floored #MetGala

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@FrenchFriedG CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PERFECT LIL WING?! 🥹🥹🥹

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I'm 34, btw. And he lives one block over. 😂

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So goddamn high I bribed my brother to bring me a corn dog and a smoothie. He shows up with this. We don't deserve brothers, man. 🥹🥰🤩

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@FrenchFriedG Whoever said/liked something like this... It says more about YOU than FFG. Just saying. Eat shit and move to hell.

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@FrenchFriedG Yes beetch!

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Baked baking. 🔥 🌬️🍃

Yes, I fucked up the little hearts. That doesn't matter to me.

What matters is this bitch is perfectly SET, and no cracks. 🤌🏼

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I'm at an 11 on the emotional scale because it's so precious when the pup figures it out 🥹😭❤️🥰

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I work because it’s the only thing that makes sense.

They wait till it makes sense to start working.

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Jesus Christ, what a pair of notifications 😂💀

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🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Skip Binksy Updates @WAYSTIAR]

usher, lil jon, and ludacris being together again literally felt like the avengers assembling for the first time in a decade

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@FrenchFriedG I knew better than to open Twitter after someone reposted the Peeps photo. 😂

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I can think of no better sound clip for this EXHAUSTING day. 🤣

"THE DEEP MEAT OF YOUR ASS"

#deepmeat

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@BISSELLclean I had heard that Bissell customer service was top notch, and unfortunately I guess I'm out of luck.