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angel of chaos 🌷

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Graphic design is my prison <33

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Larry: neither of us have any fans
Me: so you're not my fan??
Larry: no, I'm your air conditioning

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Today at work:
Me: and what's that name for the order?
Customer: Gerald(?)
Me (spelling it out): G-E-R-A-L-D?
Customer: sure, why not?
What was it then 😭😭

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My bf accidentally put the spoon he mixed Sriracha with in my Chipotle and now I'm dying bc I can't handle spice at all 😟 my mouth, throat, and chest are on fire

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I'm so over it

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The lady who pierced my ears lied to me when she said they would be healed within 3-5 months 😒 it's been 9 months and they still bother me lots. Everyone I've talked to says their piercings bothered them for 8-14 months 😐

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I need help. I can't stop saying "cray cray"

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@elkiiiiiiiies Yup!! And yeah it was very upsetting

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My bf has hyperfixated on finding out which root beer is the best XD

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@Catsillyness Pirate booty! XD

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@elkiiiiiiiies The verdict is that Virgil's root beer is the best out of the ones that have been tried! We would have tried more variety but our GoPuff driver STOLE OUR ORDER. So maybe we'll try more in the future, but for now, Virgil's!

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Going to NYC this weekend and low-key scared after hearing about all the cases of assault happening to women there :/

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@elkiiiiiiiies Will update! 🫡

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@elkiiiiiiiies You should try it w chat gpt and see if any of the jokes land

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@elkiiiiiiiies Future sister in law!

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My FSIL is my bestie now 🫶

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I've been spraying my piercings w saline solution but the bottle it's in looks like a perfume bottle and the shocked looks I get when I start aggressively spraying my ears w what looks like perfume are so funny

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Today I bought some tea and it comes in these little pyramid shaped biodegradable tea bags. I was like great! I love not killing the environment even more. So tell me why I opened the box and the biodegradable bags were inside plastic bags??? What was the point

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I'm in an Uber x share and the girl who got into the car is wearing a very very strong perfume and my nose is tickly and I've developed a headache from the smell 🫠🫠 (it's a good smell, vanilla-y, just too strong/much)

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In the throes of thesis 🫠

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@elkiiiiiiiies Yup, it's just right when I wake up

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Does anybody else wake up w a fair amount of physical pain and intense soreness throughout the whole body or is it just me? Do I need to see a doctor??