Katie Duch

Moo.

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

Please save us, not the whales #thisisradioclash

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

My steak too cool, my lobster ice cold

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

“Dangers of air conditioning” what the fuck are you people TALKING ABOUT

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

A real long shot but can people retweet this please.

Yesterday all my items were stolen in Eastbourne including my stats book which has 20 years worth of details in. Laptops, phones, clothes, shavers etc can all be replaced but this can’t and is useless to anyone else. It’s in a plastic folder you can see in the left hand side of this photo. Can anyone in that neck of the woods please keep an eye out. I’m gutted about this.

[Calder Claydon 🦔 @claydon_calder]

I cannot believe this has all happened from one tweet but, by some miracle and some hard work over the past 24 hours, Hedgehog Ties will be available for purchase once again!

After quite a few emails and telephone calls to the wonderful staff of the British Hedgehog Preservation Society and of Ryder and Amies in Cambridge, I've organised a new production of a Navy Silk Hedgehog Tie, the first in over thirty years!

Ties will cost £45 each with £10 of that £45 going directly towards the British Hedgehog Preservation Society (I do not receive a single penny from the sale of these ties, £35 is purely the cost of production + materials per tie)

Pre-orders will be open for two weeks and, afterwards, the ties will go to production! They should take approx. 10 weeks to be completed.

To pre-order your tie, follow this link: https://t.co/TG1wqL2xNI

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

Chloe is NOT a human being FYI

[𝘾𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙤 😈 @PedroAndres_80]

🐕Choe de 3 años se perdió durante un paseo familiar y la buscaron por varios días sin tener éxito al ser un bosque muy amplio, denso y con abundante fauna nativa.
Su familia perdió la esperanza y después de 2 años fue captada por una cámara trampa con su nueva familia 🐺

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

What happened to auto-translate? I’m missing out on the fun and whimsy

[Cat is life ~猫は人生~ @nekokolife]

スナドリネコの狩りの様子、何回観ても「猫が寝てる時に見てる夢」って感じで最高

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

@risversed @DrAllyLouks

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

Moved on from @LewisCapaldi pretty fast

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

Black and blue or white and gold?

[amira 🇨🇦🇪🇸 @viscamira]

blanket update — her first sighting since the olympic break… if you ever wanted a visual representation of the leafs' losing streak, you’re in the right place!

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

Finished Season 2 of Dark (Netflix) and this is my brain

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

And she’ll tell you if it has pockets

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I love when you compliment a girl's dress and she does a little pose

[Delphine @grandebougie]

Le monstre du Loch Ness.

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

What if we don’t know much about cars either

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

If you don’t know much about watches, here’s a simple way to understand them:

Rolex = Mercedes Benz
Omega = BMW
Patek Philippe = Rolls Royce
Audemars Piguet = Ferrari
Richard Mille = Bugatti
Grand Seiko = Lexus
IWC = Porsche
Tudor = Genesis
Casio / G-Shock = Toyota
Apple Watch = Tesla

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

y’all ever just be driving & you’re like…yo was that light even green 😭😂

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

@CeliaBedelia

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

If you beat my listening age I’ll give you a hard butterscotch candy from the bottom of my purse

[Katie Duch @duchskywalker]

@TheOnion where’s the most recent edition of the “No Way to Prevent This” article?

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.