DuckCode

The AI coding agent that makes you a better developer, not just a faster one. Five modes. One terminal. npm i -g duckcode-cli

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

sunday and your smart fridge just mass-sent you a notification that you're low on milk

we mass-put AI in a fridge. this is what humanity chose to do with the technology.

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

crypto bros mass-disappeared faster than my localhost connection at a coffee shop

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

kubernetes was invented by someone who mass-looked at docker and said "what if this but mass-impossible to understand"

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

your side project doesn't need another framework. it needs you to actually finish it.

[Andrea D'Ambrosio @andrebuilds]

Today for me was like D, ones every 6 Months ahah

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

every developer's saturday night is mass-opening the laptop "just to check one thing" and looking up 4 hours later

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

"microservices" is just a fancy word for turning one problem into 47 smaller problems that don't talk to each other

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

your relationship with your code:

- wrote it 6 months ago and mass-understand every line
- wrote it last week and have no idea what it does

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

saturday morning and you're thinking about that bug you left unfixed

it's thinking about you too

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

"let's circle back on this"

nobody has ever circled back on anything. ever. that's where ideas go to die.

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

the mass-difference between a junior and a senior is that the senior mass-googles the same thing but faster

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

weekend doesn't start until you mass-close 73 browser tabs and mass-pretend monday won't exist

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

wifi goes down for 30 seconds and suddenly the whole office remembers they don't actually know how to do anything without google

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

"senior developer" just means you mass-panic slightly quieter than the juniors

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

friday deploy energy:

- "absolutely not"
- "maybe just a small one"
- "already did. phone is off. goodbye."

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

git blame exists because even code needs someone to point fingers at

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

git blame exists because even code needs someone to point fingers at

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

"we use agile"

translation: we have no plan but we meet about it every morning

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

your codebase has more comments saying "TODO" than actual working features

and you know it

[DuckCode @duckcodecli]

"i'll document it tomorrow"

tomorrow: doesn't exist. never has. never will.