Chris Ford

just God fearing, america and family loving duck hunting country boy with a front porch view on life.

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

When politics doesnt interfere with his date, kris gets a rash. #WhatILearnedToday @realKrisCruz @DocThompsonShow

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

Huckabee is George costanza with the jerk store come back. #WhatILearnedToday

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

@DocThompsonShow Looks like Ned Beatty from Delivernace.

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#UpliftingRapLyrics Fish don't fry in the kitchen; Beans don't burn on the grill. Took a lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Movin on up

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#WhatILearnedToday @DocThompsonShow @realKrisCruz the old Mars bar and Whatchamacallit.. great stuff

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#WhatILearnedToday Kriz cruz life is a episode of sienfeld.

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#WhatILearnedToday Kris When she said she identifies as a man you should have been triggered. Time to cut and run

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

The best house security is grass so high that criminals dont know there is a house there. #whatilearnedtoday

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

@realKrisCruz Go for it and take a pill.

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#WhatILearnedToday kris cruz weighs std's with how hot the girl is.

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#WhatILearnedToday trigger warning for snowflakes!
https://t.co/w4d4eelsua

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

@DocThompsonShow term "dry as dust" now renamed "Huckabee"

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

@DocThompsonShow @GovMikeHuckabee

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

@Battlefield took off work today to play new maps. Maybe i should have taken 3 days off to download and wait for servers to work.

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

#TMBNicknames @DocThompsonShow raging bacon

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

Honey, the dishes are piling up. Honey? #DayWithoutAWomanEffects

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

Kal had a jello bath, he left out it was at bill cosbys house. #WhatILearnedToday @DocThompsonShow

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

Glenn beck has to take off work #DayWithoutAWomanEffects

[abby normal . @Mybigblockeffi1]

#DayWithoutAWomanEffects

[Chris Ford @duckhunter1077]

No nagging, no being told what to do, no honey to do list, day without a woman became a man can be a man day.

#DayWithoutAWomanEffects