sure, you can call me jazz

it’s Jasmine with an S but Jazz with two Zs 🎶 “never trust a silver platter”

[sol 💗 @soleisdaylight]

hating taylor swift and pop music doesn’t make you cool 🤍

[trash jones @jzux]

oh interesting! what presidency is it happening under now btw?

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

I want a US President who I can entirely forget about for days at a time.

[Abraxsys @Abraxsys]

Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.

[God Is A Tulpa @kristy_clueless]

Sigh

[atrophy wife @ivadixit]

His morals were solid!! He stepped up to be a stepdad to Duchess’s three kittens; stop with all the Alley Cat slander!!

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

sad i missed the debate sounds like everyone did a great job and the country is on a great path though

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Very jarring when you learn that all those checks and balances you were taught about as a child really operate on more of an honor-system type basis

[alexis amber 💌 @daiquiriheiress]

nyx chubby eye pencil in milk

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the loser of that debate was america and everyone in it and the winner was depends adult diapers probably

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

[izzy @butchysports]

this country needs a femininomenon STAT

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

trying to give joe an adderall through the tv

[Feeling Distant @annkpowers]

Even Calm is freaked out

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Bribery made legal by Supreme Court Justices caught accepting bribes.