ducktales script bot

tweeting the ducktales script every ten minutes 🦆 run by @itscatethegreat & @fIowerfruitmtn 🦆 currently on: The 87 Cent Solution!

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My mind is perfectly sound. Load out the missiles!

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No, he is not of sound mind. Don’t fire!

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Um, engage midriff missiles?

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Hurry! Attack before he gets away. That’s an order!

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I don’t see anything.

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Gizmoduck, fire!

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I’ll get him!

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He’s the unknown. He’s the question. There he is!

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Ha ha ha.. Who is... Chester, was it?

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What part of "I shall not rest" do you not understand? Hah! You can't be too careful. The faceless fiend struck again. He stole my spats, but I made new ones out of those tissue boxes you left me, lad. Ha ha ha, who's the sick one now, Chester?

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Hey, Uncle Scrooge. This is all great, looks like everything’s taken care of, so you can go home and get some rest, huh?

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Oh, no no no. None of that will be necessary, because I have a full arsenal at the ready. I'd like to see you try to get in now, Chester!

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Rope slings? Tripwires?

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So, what's the plan for capturing the intruder?

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Ugh, yep he's got gold fever. He has to be stopped.

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This is what waits for the hapless monster that took them. A ransom? Oh no! A bounty on the foul head of the coin napper. Two million dollars!

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Shh, this is important. We have to protect every remaining coin in the bin.

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What? Scrooge loves money? How weirdly uncharacteristic of him. Please.

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Two quarters, two dimes, a spry gang of nickels, and a couple of scared little pennies. Coins, if you're watching, I miss you very much.

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Hello, Duckburg. By now, you know that my precious wee ones were kidnapped this morning. Here is a recent picture.