Dane Bowden

too wierd to live, too rare to die

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Good article by that shrewd biologist @MattWRidley. This virus behaves as shrewdly as a virus can, with combination of lethality to some individuals + harmlessness to others. These carriers, like “Typhoid Mary”, overlook danger they pose to the vulnerable

https://t.co/vhPftqMPFK

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Happy birthday to the Zodiac Killer.

Here’s to many more years of evading arrest. @tedcruz

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

tfw the facts and logic kick in

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

Suppressors shouldn’t be regulated by the NFA because the NFA shouldn’t exist at all.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

I'm not going to give up my rights because some hysterical skirt can't hold her shaky shit together.

[Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick]

"Happy Birthday dear Jesus..." In memory of the screen stealing R. Lee Ermey. Wishing you all Seasons Greetings and a very Happy New Year. #StanleyKubrick

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

If Brett Kavanaugh doesn't walk into confirmation hearings hungover, in sunglasses, a frat muscle shirt, and in boat shoes, I don't want him on the bench

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Liberals reluctantly admit the raw sexual power of Trump voters.
The issue never comes up for Never Trumpers b/c whining is not foreplay.🤔 https://t.co/DJhvUJISHK

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Florida man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house shoots out their tires because Florida https://t.co/49qTisyEXW

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

I came up with this symbol to illustrate humankind transcending the synthetic VR being pulled over our collective souls!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory

[Jiu Jitsu John @JiuJitsu_John9]

Wally Backman makes baseball better

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Garden & Gun @gardenandgun]

"The Delta’s entire reason for being—the promise that first brought the Lusco family here—no longer really exists." https://t.co/sVrUidArWR