👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍

Not to kink shame, but I'm still married! .. ... ...

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[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

"HA! I fucking got you!
Did you fucking see that? Good shit." 🎸 『••✎••』
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[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

Mutter mutter mutter "Stpd...Fcking...Pieceof...Creatoroftheuniverseblablabla " He's manically making new ducks.

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

Ouch. What the fuck, /Dad/? His eyes flickered to red for a brief moment before raising a fist at him. "Yea? Well don't you! Don't you- don't you have-- Miracles to like...Let humans down with or something?!"

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° What is it that you want, Lucifer? Attention? Don't you have a wife to find? °𓁹

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"Ohohohoooo color me /shocked/" He scoffed, rolling his eyes at the Big Guy upstairs.

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° of course you think keeping organized is a bad thing.

I have lists.

You are on the Bad List °𓁹

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"Are you seriously writing LISTS? You're making them BELIEVE in that fat guy? Oh my /yoooou/" Ugh.

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Saint Peter is slowly rising on my Good List again °𓁹

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

tail?

After an awkward of silence and folding his arms, he looked back up at the radio demon across from him.

"So uh...What ...What has your tighty whiteys in a bunch? "

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

He lifted his hat and adjusted himself again to try and sit himself up. Nope, still sinking. He then turned the duck beanbag into more of a recliner, sitting across from him.

"Okay, Mr. 'I have boundaries', still taking mine." It was a corner, Lu, calm down. Heh, was that a

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

Arms crossed behind his back, he still seemed unimpressed with the bean bag though now mixed it unimpression towards the king.

"Mhm..."

He looked towards Lucifer’s bed then politely sat on the edge, staring at him.

"I'll just sit here."

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

*inhales*

SANTA FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"Twas my first real love...But my heart knew then...~"

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"AH! Rosie! Yes, of course, of course....Rosie...Rose-EE. Like the flower and an E. I can totally remember that." He answered before tilting his head. "Well, I'm flattered! I've uh...I don't believe I've ever been to CanAbel town"

[��𝓞𝓢𝓘𝓔 🥀 @fleshandflorals]

/Rosie/ will do, my dear.

[She sternly corrects him and then looks off at the statue, fondness in her expression.]

Oh that? A simple tribute to the Morningstar Family, a reminder that you and yours are always welcome here in Cannibal Town.

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"Wow....I offer my services and you are still ungrateful. It is TOO a chair! Watch!" He then leaped onto the duck bean bag and melted into it as a little 'squeak' was heard. His hat fell over his eyes.

Okay, maybe it was a bit too...Sinky, but he'd work with it!

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

Alastor stared at the beanbag. His grin was calm though it was clear the radio demon wasn't pleased by the offered beanbag.

"...I think I'd rather stand. A beanbag /barely/ counts as a chair."

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

conjured a (duck shaped- what else?) bean bag for him to sit on.

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"Eh. Potato pot-pot-o! Popot...pop....popop..." Whatever. English was weird. As Alastor leaned in, the King backed away for a moment.

Face faltering, Lucifer then realized the Radio Demon was serious.

"You're really determined, aren't ya?" He then waved his staff and

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

"I have a hobby, plenty," He leaned in towards Lucifer, arms once again behind his back. "This is an /obsession/."

Standing back up straight, he lets out a small, troubled sigh "But it will have to do for now." Alastor raised an eyebrow "Is there a place to sit that isn't full?"

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"I'd beg to differ" He scoffed. "Oh, I dunno, Bambi - it's called HAVING A HOBBY!....Ever hear of it?" He was /very/ protective of his ducks.

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

His ears flatten as he peered at Lucifer "My ability to hear isn't weird," he then gestured to one of duck piles.

"Owning enough rubber ducks to make this is weird."

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

"Yea, but isn't that what CharChar's residents do all the time? AHA!" He held up the duck as if it was good as new.

He then raised a brow. "Oh, I'm the weird one? But you're the one hearing things outside."

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

"My hearing is quite good thanks to these deer ears of mine. Im not sure where its happening but I feel as if someone has broken into song...off key."

He explained before finally taking in the remarkably large amount of rubber ducks in his room.

"...You are a very weird king."

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

I WILL AVENGE YOU, SIR DUCKINGTON!!!

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

need a lot of TLC!

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

One of his ducks squeaked as the Radiodemon paced in his room.

"Not Sir Duckington...." he whispered, picking up the deflated duck and raising a brow. "Noise? I haven't heard a thing. Have you gotten sensitive in your old-er age?" Squeeeeeaaaak

Oh Sir Duckington was going to

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

He rolled his eyes at Lucifer’s question before stepping past him with his arms crossed behind his back.

"I'm simply taking a breath away from all that noise. Once it's done I'll be out of your short hair and able to sleep in ny room. It's been a long day."

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

Lucifer muttered hearing the knock. At least he knocked first.

Regaining composure, the King then opened the door with a smirk. "Aww, what's wrong, Bambi? Couldn't keep yourself away from me?" Playful smirk.

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

📱 : I'm already leaving my room.

He was in fact already leaving and it wasn't too soon before his shadow appeared outside Lucifer's door. He looked to the 'No Alastor's Allowed' sign, rolled his eyes, then knocked.

[👑🐍🍎Mσƚԋα FN Kιɳɠ σϝ Hҽʅʅ🍎🐍 @DuckyDooDad]

HAHAHAHA

Re:
Uh...No you're not.
~🦆

Not with all his ducks! And Red guy would drive HIM insane.

[𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 @OldTimeRadioAl]

📱: Not important, if you can't hear it from your side of the hotel then I'm coming over before it drives me insane.