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[UNIQUE CONUNDRUM @duconundrum]

Apparently my account was suspended as part of the targeted campaign. This is interesting as I barely tweet and just repost or respond to people I like. Barbz be careful out here

[Jesse @jniz4president]

Take Care for two reasons: 1) Redefined commercial hits. Marvin's Room was lengthy, dark and vulgar. Shouldn't have succeeded on radio, but it did, which changed the sound of music.

2) People still listen to it. A lot. Best way to tell if music resonates is if people play it.

[𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕛𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕪 𝔼𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖 @FeelTheBass86]

Jay-Z loves attacking MAGA and Trump-world “opps,” positioning himself as a voice against conservative politics. Yet through Roc Nation in 2024, he actively backed Republican school voucher programs in Philadelphia

Roc Nation hosted “Dine and Learn” events and lobbied hard for the PASS scholarship bill, a GOP-backed plan to divert hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars from public schools to private ones

Same guy clowning MAGA rhetoric is teaming up with them behind the scenes. This isn’t principle, it’s elite hypocrisy. Talk tough on the culture war, then help siphon money for his own benefit

[Barbie @barbiesleazee]

This was a kii 😭

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

You never realize how much you need new underwear until you start dating someone.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

For someone like me who loves G-strings and lace panties and prefers sex with panties being shifted to the side rather than removing them completely all the time, the moment we start dating, the first gift I always give is buying you a set of lingerie.

Aside from fixing nails, lingerie is one of my favorite non-sexual things on a woman. No matter how many you own, I would always buy more, because I have the ones I love and would want you to wear them anytime you are with me.

[HOT LEGS BIBI🙄 @ButterBibi]

My son is 6 months old today
I’m the happiest mom today❤️🥹

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

This new WhatsApp feature is so unnecessary, one wrong move and you laugh at a death notice.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Two companies globally.

Winrar and VLC
No single hater.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

I’ve never felt more secure and completely insulted at the exact same time 😭

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

One of my colleagues shared his experience with me. He told me how he used to give money to these police officers at the junction near his house every time he went out and met them there.

So one day, he and his brother were going out when they met a new police officer who insisted on seeing their vehicle papers. Meanwhile, the other officers were people he knew and had always given money to.

Long story short, they found a number on the car engine that was different from the one on the papers. Baba tried to explain and even called on the officers he knew there. All they told him was, “My oga, this case no be my case. Na small thing If to say na my case.”

That was how he ended up following them to the station and paying a huge amount.

Trust the police at your own detriment.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Once you hit a block of money as a young upcoming man in Nigeria, go to the closest divisional police headquarters, donate something, anything.

Collect a phone number from the DPO for "follow ups"

Save this just in case. Must I teach you everything?

[Tspices Kitchen @Tspiceskitchen]

All these emotional stories I've been seeing lately on the TL…

my coworker this, my brother that, my boss whatever...

They are fake Ai generated stories abi?🥺

Make I no go dey cry for wetin no even happen. 😂

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

A coworker once printed her resignation letter, walked to the printer, and found her manager's termination paperwork for her already sitting in the tray. Same day. Different fonts. Same outcome. They stood at the printer together for a moment and then both just walked away. HR sorted it out. Nobody ever talked about who got there first.

[Don Jayy @_donjayy]

So never had a personal relationship or connection, but got this much to say about someone you technically don’t really know when you could talk about you and your music… lol

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

My husband owns a few rental properties, and over the years he’s become pretty strict about one thing: rent is due when it’s due.

A few years ago, one of his tenants suddenly missed a payment.

There was no call. No text. No explanation.

By the end of the week, he was ready to start the usual process. But instead of handling it through paperwork, he decided to stop by the apartment first.

When the tenant opened the door, he immediately noticed how exhausted she looked. 2 young kids were sitting on the couch behind her, and before he could even say anything, she started apologizing.

She explained that she’d recently started a new job after being laid off. Her first paycheck was coming in a few days, but she’d fallen behind trying to keep up with childcare, bills, and everything else life had thrown at her.

Then she started crying. The kind that happens when someone has been holding everything together for too long.

That night, my husband couldn’t…..

[The “DUD” Reporter (I’m coming for u🫵🏽) @KaraBrazey20]

This is the comment/post of the year🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is what we mean when we say “fighting for relevancy”. The Grammys are a real award but they have allowed industry politics to dilute the esteem of the award by giving them to the industry flavors of the month. So now the general public sees the BET and Grammys as one in the same-of little relevance to real artist careers

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

grammys devalued their own brand by giving awards to artists with no staying power

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Man cheats on wife. Man discovers side piece has HIV. Man gets tested and also has HIV. Man tells wife he cheated so she can get tested. Wife said she’s good. Man asks why? Wife told man she’s been on Prep their entire relationship. Man makes post on FB about feeling sabotaged and hurt by his wife keeping that information from him.

WHERE TF DO MEN GET AUDACITY? Is there unlimited access somewhere women don’t know about? wtf

[Eni Adeoluwa @Enioluwa]

Hello everyone? Please I need your help.
Trying to decide on a name for a new show.

Option 1: Eni Eats Africa.
Option 2: Eat Africa With Eni.
Option 3: Taste Africa With Eni.

What name are we going with?😩

[The Angryman @AngrymanChannel]

Ray Daniels described Jay Z's strategy perfectly, and that's exactly why it stings. He's not going at Drake by himself. He's going to try to collaborate, line up a partner, build the leverage before he ever makes a move. That's the whole playbook right there. The man doesn't fight fair fights, he builds situations where he can't lose. Call it smart, call it scared, but don't act surprised when he shows up with a partnership instead of solo smoke.