microwave popcorn was my idea

esoteric bullshit

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and the hills shall crumble under the toxins of our creation. this earth that hath given us life has been bound by us to death.unhand this unholy trial upon land and beast! thou that hath poisoned the well dare not drink! thy thirst hath been parched and thy meal tainted!
behold

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behold;

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meditating on adderall cuz i really gotta wrap up this enlightenment

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who wanna go to the planetarium and fall asleep

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drunk as fuck playing marbles

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pussy got me speaking simlish

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every time i’m crawling through the agora in search of grapes and loose scraps of thread i try to think about the folks with no place to crawl through

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@gothesbian dishwasher. dish shaped.

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. darn credit union done put his damn pennie’s ina twiste d-own wonderinwhy e cant tel hisbillsfrim isnewspaper
sungotnejonbsimeone his
doggone son outta prison

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lasanga friday twice in a row. wine drunk forging axes

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love how phone companies don’t even try anymore. like apple and samsung won’t even advertise any new features and people still upgrade. ai dentist shot my uncle. i’m moving in with the rat people. see ya

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tried scrolling..

damn

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puking in this raw

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accidnet

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. plantburger thanksgiving

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says boy he need to cut it out sometim
ten counts in
walkd up extraterrestrials n damn
seein colors in m damn faces
shawls all in disarray
i says to hime better not be seein no more witches piddlin this way n that ways round go he done left it hangin out like at

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the bjöker

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how them extra long short dawgs not drag thosebellies

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1974 whopper commercial on loop for 5-6 minutes

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make cigarettes awesome again