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jatta ka chora

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Is this video real? I mean, are they really telling us about the benefits of pollution?

Fckk bc!! No wonder we rank so low in the media rankings!!

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒏🌺 @shaheena451]

XP95- एथेनॉल होगा

XP100- बिना एथेनॉल वाला

XP95- सस्ता है, क्योंकि एथेनॉल है

XP100- 170 रुपए है, क्योंकि इसमें एथेनॉल नहीं है

मुझे तो लगता है एथनॉल वाला 200 रुपए होना चाहिए नहीं तो गडकरी के फूल से लौंडे भूखे मर जाएँगे...

अगर BPCL के बायोफ्यूल्स के एग्जीक्यूटिव डायरेक्टर अनुराग सरावगी इथेनॉल का माइलेज 30 फ़ीसदी कम बताते है तो इससे आपको क्या...

क्या आप देश के लिए मिलावटी पेट्रोल भी नहीं खरीद सकते हैं ?

[Vinay Kumar Dokania @VinayDokania]

Ye nahi sudhrega 😂

[पाठशाला गुरुजी ( Pathshala GuruG ) @pathshalagurug]

चोरों को नजर आते हैँ सब चोर, आमरण अनशन पर बैठे सोनम वांगचुक ने विज्ञान के द्वारा बगल में रखी बोतल का रहस्य समझाया l

[Arminius @Cloon_ey1]

Corruption today is ten times more than UPA era.

But since it's nationalist corruption, I am fine with it.

[Shubh Tiwari @shubhspeaks]

The story was whatever, but reason Emraan Hashmi's Awarapan became a cult religion is because the soundtrack was pure emotional terrorism. If Awarapan 2 cracks that exact musical node, it will absolutely tear the market apart. Millennials are going to lose their collective minds. They don't want cinema; they want their toxic nostalgia triggered by unhinged acoustic loops.

[ಸನಾತನ (सनातन) @sanatan_kannada]

New trick unlocked 🤣🤣

[Amrit Singh @singh_amrit7309]

ऐसा कुत्ता हो तो मालिक नहीं पूरा घर कंगाल हो जाएगा 😅

[CA Anurag Sharma @caanuragwriter]

Taxability in case of person doing F n O trading #tax #FnO #sharemarket

[राहुल तंवर @RahulTavar_]

Damn that Transition of Kanchana Om Kashyap!! 🔥🔥💥💥💯🤣🤣🤣

This is absolutely the Most Scatching roast of the Sold Out Godi Media. 🔥🔥💥💯

Paisa Fenk Ke Maro aur Ye Kuch Bhi Karne ko Taiyar Hai 🤑🤑

[NETAFLIX @NetaFlixIndia]

पहले के प्रधानमंत्री देश की छवि बनाने के लिए विदेश यात्रा पर जाते थे, अभी वाले अपना मजाक बनवाने के लिए जाते हैं😂😂😂

[Amitabh Dubey @dubeyamitabh]

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei stated in a Bloomberg interview that the India AI Summit was "extremely disorganised".

About the chaos on stage: "There was Narendra Modi up there suddenly telling everyone to hold hands..." (collapses with laughter).

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

"PM Modi was sad about the death of 3 seafarers by the U.S hence he didn't hug Trump but only shook his hand

Modi also helped Trump climb a stair indicating that the U.S needs India's help to be stable"

No wonder Tump mocked the Godi Media yesterday

Peak Bootlicking by Chutra

[Dr. Rakesh Bansal @iamrakeshbansal]

Indian traders are switching to Nasdaq Futures over Nifty! 🚀 Here’s why:
Nifty futures trade only 6.25 hours (9:15 AM - 3:30 PM IST). Big overnight gap ups & gap downs kill strategies & trap traders daily.
Nasdaq futures? Nearly 23 hours a day (with short break). Much smoother price action, fewer nasty gaps. You trade when the world moves!
Margins: Nifty needs ~₹1.75 lakh per lot. Nasdaq E-mini (NQ) margins are often lower relative to exposure
Points game: Catching 1000 points in Nifty in a month? Almost impossible. In Nasdaq? Traders do it regularly.
Profits: 1000 pts in Nifty = ₹65,000
1000 pts in Nasdaq futures = $20,000 (20x multiplier)! Game changer.
Time to level up! Less stress, more hours, bigger moves, real profits. Who’s already trading Nasdaq futures? Drop your experience
Does @zerodha & @_groww provide facilities to we Indians to trade US benchmark indices sitting in INDIA via their Gift Nifty set up

[News24 @news24tvchannel]

ब्राजील : ‘Bungee Jumping’ के दौरान रस्सी बांधना भूले कर्मचारी, युवती की हुई मौत

◆ 'Video' में कैद हुआ दिल दहलाने वाला हादसा

◆ घटना साओ पाउलो शहर में हुई

◆ नीचे गिरते ही 21 साल की युवती की मौके पर ही मौत हो गई

#SaoPaulo | #Brazil | #BungeeJumping | Sao Paulo | Brazil

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

DELHI: PROMISED DOUBLE ENGINE. GOT DOUBLE TROUBLE.

REPORTER: Centre BJP. Delhi BJP. Mayor BJP. Councillor BJP. MLA BJP. MP BJP.

RESIDENT: My 9-month-old baby got stomach infection. Doctor said change the water.

REPORTER: This is Delhi Jal Board water. This is Bisleri.

RESIDENT: RO also failed. We are buying water to drink, cook and wash the child.

A little girl brings a bottle of dirty water: “Uncle, show this on TV.”

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This is some next level goof-up!

A Gurugram couple had twins by IVF.

A few months later, they realized the babies did not look like them. The man says- "The younger baby looked North-Eastern."

They got a DNA test done. The DNA of the babies did not match either the mother or the father.

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

“There was a time we had 90 million turnover and we had to pay back 22 million per year for the stadium, I couldn’t sleep because we had to qualify for the champions league to pay back the money. We had to sell our best players. Other clubs came in with lots of money but we were on the same level from 2007 to 2016”

Arsene Wenger

[Prof cheems ॐ @Prof_Cheems]

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