Duddle Puck

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[Duddle Puck @Duddle_Puck]

Legit Check

[Tesla Owners UK 🇬🇧 @TeslaOwnersUK]

“Yeah it will never cope with UK country lanes….” Still think that?

[Tesla @Tesla]

Just squeezing through

[Wesley Bryan @wesleybryangolf]

👀 @YourGolfTourYGT

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: The Home Office has released immigration statistics for 2025

Overall Arrivals
- 136.6 million arrivals to the UK in 2025
- 57% were British nationals
- 809,000 non-visit visas issued (work, study, family, humanitarian)

Asylum
- 101,000 asylum claims in 2025 - down 4%
- 135,000 initial decisions made, up 56%, highest since records began in 2002
- Grant rate: 42%, down from 47%
- 64,000 awaiting a decision, down 48% in a year, 63% below the 2023 peak
- 31,000 asylum seekers in hotel accommodation, down 19%

Illegal Entry
- 46,000 detected illegal arrivals in 2025
- 41,000 arrived via small boats, up 13% on last year, 9% below 2022 peak
- Top nationalities: Eritrean, Afghan, Iranian, Sudanese, Somali

Enforcement
- 23,000 entered immigration detention, up 11%
- 9,900 enforced returns, up 21%
- 28,000 voluntary returns, up 5%
- 5,600 foreign national offender returns, up 11%

Work Visas
- 168,000 work visas granted - down 19% on last year
- 50% down from the 2023 peak
- Health & Care visas -13,000 issued, down 91% from peak
- Other skilled worker visas: 48,000, down 36%

Study Visas
- 407,000 student visas granted - down 3% on last year
- 35% below the 2023 peak
- Student dependant visas: 20,000, down 10%

Family Visas
- 67,000 family visas granted - down 22%
- Partner visas: 41,000, down 27%
- Refugee Family Reunion visas: 19,000, down 2% (route temporarily paused from Sept 2025)

Settlement and Citizenship
- 146,000 settlement grants, down 10%
- 355,000 EU Settlement Scheme grants, up 2%
- 236,000 British citizenship grants, down 13%, second highest annual total since 2005

[Grant Horvat @GrantHorvatGolf]

BobDoesSports has officially signed with Takomo.

This is a huge day for Takomo and 2026. The cult following of BDS is unlike anything and so powerful.

They are such a great group of guys top to bottom. Couldn’t be more pumped for this!

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Food for thought, I find a thin cookie to be incredibly better than these thick ones. Not to say thick cookies don’t get the job done but nowhere near what a thin one can do for you #FeedBob

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

people acting shocked about him and his wife wanting to have their baby in Slovenia as if the US doesn’t have the worst maternal mortality rates in the developed world.

[NL FSD Inside @TSLA_inside_]

Wtf this is so good 💪

$TSLA

[Craig. @bambibristol]

I can’t think of a better place for my tax money to go than to feed a hungry kid.

And if that means that a Reform UK council has to hang one less Union Jack from a lamppost, then I think I can make my peace with that.

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

What a show. What a program

[Alistair McFarlane @Alistair_McF]

Hey Delta Force, @DeltaForce_Game, thank you for being huge Rust fans. Please remove our assets. If you wanted to collab, you should have reached out.

[Del @ReallyNiceDerek]

FOR SALE: 2 x Porsche headlights

Look great on a Porsche which is missing its headlights and work equally as well as a lamp in your study room. Or just a gr8 collectors item for fans of cars

Available to drop off in London only. No refunds.

£769 ono (or nearest offer)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Great work by @Neuralink team

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot.

When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you.

[isaiah @tlop444]

too bad we can’t trust him with a microphone in front of millions of people https://t.co/uRKYLnym70

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

we live in such strange times because either this is an ad or the sports world will be turned upside down

[Tesla @Tesla]

Bioweapon Defense Mode comes in handy after you've had takeout dinner in the car

Any air in the cabin is replaced with outside air that has been filtered through HEPA & carbon filters

[Zephyr Melton @zephyrmelton]

Imagine not only thinking this is acceptable behavior but also then posting it online. Pretty gross.