Devon Allen Myers

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

Who still use twitter

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

Been awhile #welcomeback

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#NewProfilePic

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It won't be much longer till we're back in the sand ground poundin

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

@TapiaSeferino09 Romero was the one who couldn't hang haha he was KO

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

@TapiaSeferino09 this here is grown man business so go get you some milk

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

I've been hungover before but gah damn this is ridiculous #tomuchwhiskey

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Nobody got friend zoned harder than Forrest Gump.

[Gym Things @GymThings]

This is a real friend

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Seems like you have a case of being a "little bitch". I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of "man the fuck up"

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Childhood ruined

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Dead 😂

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

We're really good at sobering up for quick conversations with our parents.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Stop with playing hard to get bullshit. Tell me straight up how you really feel and act like it. Im not going to waste my time.

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

If you cannot find peace within yourself you will not find it anywhere else -Marvin Gaye

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

I like us better when we're wasted

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

12 days till the 120s start flying. It's been to long time to be in my happy place

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

I'm tryin to marry a Kate Upton

[Devon Allen Myers @dude_devon]

What I would do to be kickin it in #Texas right now