Ryan McKinley Foster

neighborhood half-punk. professional Absurdist.

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

Dad: “any new girlfriends?”

“No”

Dad: “hm.... so... the nose ring didn’t work.”

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

-Brittany talking about a hat she bought me with grogu on it-

Brittany: yeah it’s got the child
Me: his name is grogu
Brittany: what. I thought he was the mandarin. Manda… yeah.

[s @dollarbillbluez]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[MrMattyPlays @G27Status]

FUCKKKKKK MANNNNNN CMONNNNNNN

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

Friday I get to play games with my best friend for the first time in 4-5 years and I’m a little emotional okay

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

As Brittany so eloquently put it:
“Roses are red, groot is a tree, where’s my suit”

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

@dkhayse29

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@dkhayse29 Embarassing

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

“My attire for our wedding is gonna be obi-wanna robes that way I know you’ll cry” -My girlfriend

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

Yo the #Kenobi finale is fantastic.

However, dear anyone going into film, can we please for the love of god stop using shakey cam for fight scenes. It hurts the fight choreography and makes it annoying to follow what’s going on.

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

@connorwood98 @elonmusk This is the funniest thing you’ve ever tweeted

[Johnny Lawrence @Sensei_JohnnyLa]

You kicked this week's ass. You deserve a beer.

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

My girlfriend and I just spent an hour arguing about stranger things, of which, she has only seen the 4th season.

I tried to explain the first three season to her.

To quote, “maybe you’re vecna and you just don’t want me to understand so I can’t beat you”

[MulB̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶Street ⊬🪰🕷️ @RockssMySockss]

OMG JOSH DUN AND TYLER JOSEPH SINGING HARMONIES FOR STRESSED OUT. #twentyonepilots #MTVUnplugged

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

ILL CRY. ILL DO IT.

[EA Star Wars @EAStarWars]

“What is your next move, Jedi?”

As the galaxy descends into darkness, Cal Kestis must rise. #StarWarsJediSurvivor - Coming 2023.

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

I’m drunk

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No one asked but I think Jay Baruchel and Nathan Fillion and Sigourney Weaver are my top 3 favorite actors/actress

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

Oh and Harrison ford

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And Clint Eastwood!!!

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

@Treyn2414 That’s fair. I don’t hang mine up either I just throw them crumpled onto the laundry machine but she doesn’t have to know that.

[Ryan McKinley Foster @DudeFenix]

Upon hearing that me and my roomates just hang our towels on the shower curtain to dry, my girlfriend whispered “you guys are barbaric”

This is not our greatest sin
But it was the tipping point apparently