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I am 13 years old turning 14 soon and I am bisexual and single and love to meet new people and I love to act and dance and play sports

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I am having my first ever sleepover with my copapis and it’s at their shore houses like we are just jumping into 3 days together I keep anxiously crapping I almost missed my train about it

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This is my first time on the app since it’s not a blue bird anymore and I’ve been nervous but I’m here and it’s not so scary

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Abandonment and daddy issues aside, having a gay dad is fun because we are talking for the first time in a month and it’s just us sending pictures of his friend’s bad lip injections hahahahaha

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Everyone at Laguardia gate 72 to Birmingham knows each other

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Urgent situation where I need to leave the office early (have to eat queso with my roommates)

Please send your best suggestions for reasons to leave (can’t be doctor as I put those on the calendar ahead and can’t be sick because I’ve been dancing around the office all day)

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The block is so hot

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Me rn

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Camouflage jack Rogers 😭😭😭😭 I hate it here

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Tweeting in the corner because I think I’m in danger. There’s a man in golden geese

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I have sent an alarming amount of coworkers a nude photo for it being 1:57 on a Friday

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The 1975 presale vibes

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My DM’s when I post a thirst trap on IG: 🥱 🥱 😴 😴

My texts when I post a thirst trap on IG:

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Menchies shits on tcby

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I helped my 7 month pregnant sister do chin ups and I’ve never been so sore why did we do that hahahahaha

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I’m cultured in the sense that I spent my Saturday night in Alabama watching grown men play baseball with an axe and crushed beer cans

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Large group of girls with lips that can’t close, juicy fake boobies and rhinestone cowboy hats. No way they’re getting on my flight to nashville 👀 👀 👀

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I’m not ready for the way Swifties are going to drag Matty

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“All these hoes with all that ass I can’t touch. But imma eat it if she let me”
-man on 5th and Bowery this morning.
So yeah. I’m having a pretty good day

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Today while hanging with my sister in Boston I learned that you get paid more hourly to scoop ice cream here than she gets paid as a pediatric neurologist. Seems like she made a bad decision somewhere along the line!

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Woman is watching law and order from 2001 on the subway without headphones. Not even downloaded. Buffers between every stop the 6 train makes