Dani

gonna take it slow just as fast as I can

[UVU Baseball @UVUbsb]

Copper Hansen hits a home run!
#GoUVU #UVUbsb #ProtectTheDen

[Dani @dudehansen]

A little lime and a lot of tequila

[Dani @dudehansen]

@AmericanExpress tried to redeem my companion certificate on my platinum @Delta skymiles card. I was told it can’t be used for my trip.
SO FRUSTRATED! Benefits for this card are soooooo misleading! @Delta agent laughed and said I could earn at least 2xmiles. #NOTFUNNY

[Dani @dudehansen]

Houston we got a problem

[Dani @dudehansen]

@asanders1972 Sorta like Felicia

[Dani @dudehansen]

Most people don’t change but some people do

[Dani @dudehansen]

Well I guess I won’t do tinder no more since dudes murder chicks and shit 😳

[Dani @dudehansen]

If my math is right I’m like 3 drinks in. I lost a couple one and onlly’s. I’m lonely. I need another round. That #whatchaimdrinkinbout @StephanieQuayle

[Dani @dudehansen]

I don’t want to be a one man band. It’s over rated

[Dani @dudehansen]

Listening to cryin’ music

[Dani @dudehansen]

Wake up tomorrow and ask you’re significant other if there is something you can do to make their life easier

[Dani @dudehansen]

Never heard lonely get this quiet

[Dani @dudehansen]

Drinkin beer on a champagne night

[Dani @dudehansen]

Just when I think I’m out of beer and I find 7 white claws in the garage

[Dani @dudehansen]

I need a snappin’ buddy 😎

[Dani @dudehansen]

I think it’s bull crap I drink 3 white claws and my ass is kicked #whiteclaw

[Dani @dudehansen]

Why do I like the hard stuff?

[USA Baseball @USABaseball]

We join in mourning the loss of former @USABaseballCNT assistant coach John Altobelli, his wife, Keri, and their youngest daughter, Alyssa. Our heartfelt condolences go out to their family, as well as to all of the families of the victims from the helicopter crash in Calabasas.

[Dani @dudehansen]

Lol

[Dani @dudehansen]

If you’re thinkin’ you’re a better beer drinker, I got news for you...