michael ray farris

i say things....they may not always make sense but they come from da heart...or somethin in tht area #teamfollowback

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

Dear people in public places who don't flush the toilets after using the bathroom, YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

@dudehobo I need followers plz:) #teamfollowback

[brooke @actinghes]

The oxy clean commercials will never be the same without Billy Mayes yelling at me. #Teenthoughtss1

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

Unemployed moms makes $350-$400/h. working from home. read it now at http://t.co/Fuaeg4p

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

#ineedtostop doin my army thing cause I'm gone for 2 weeks an lose all my followers @dudehobo

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

I'm pretty sure if u use bitch an lady in da same sentence about tha same person u kinda jus look lika ass #wtf @dudehobo

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

RT if you put your iPod on shuffle but you still end up skipping til you find the song you really wanted to hear

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

Wat happened lol I used to kick ass at poker...maybe I forgot how to cover my tells

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

@FunWithFacts strike an awesome pose an look in the air!

[. @NFTdufus]

There's a fine line between tan, & looking like you rolled in Doritos.

[michael ray farris @dudehobo]

Wats tha point of followers who pay u no mind...I swear lol sittin here thinkin all these 15 year olds say profound things...there 15 guys

[‏ً @AUJ4NI]

#for65milliondollars i'll listen to Selena's entire cd, and not make jokes about how much auto-tune she uses. LMFAO