High Philosophy

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

@eggfromabird Then I’m just edging myself at this point 😭😭😭

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

@billybrizzle420 Jesus Christ, I remember buying a Riley Reid Fleshlight during lockdown and I busted so hard that post nut clarity hit me.

After that I never felt the same.

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

If I fuck a man in the ass and that man is fucking a chick in the pussy, technically I am fucking the chick by wearing this man as my condom.

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

@dyslexiccunt My dude I'm here to blow my load, not my mind.

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

If "K" is a substitute for "Okay" and some people call their grandpa "Pop", could K-Pop be a substitute for "Ok Boomer"?

[High Philosophy @dudeimzonked]

When you ask for someone’s name, you’re essentially asking them what noise you should make to grab their attention.