The Dudely Lama

Notes from the Church of the Latter-Day Dude (

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@DavidWolfe @AMurrayAuthor What's wrong with making something into a religion? A religion of science would be awesome because it could correct itself when it's wrong, unlike you

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Why isn't there a Chia Dude? We propose that Lebowski gets some Chia love
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Dudeism rocks! Show us your stones!

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@Jarlent @TheDudeHayes I've never had any interaction with you, Mitchell. No idea what you're talking about. Maybe it was one of the mods of our Facebook group?

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The Yin/Yang of nobody giving a shit about what you do.

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"Sometimes defriends is the best defense" - Fed up Facebook user

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Meditation can make you a New man

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Meditation room: https://t.co/C5Sul2Lswa

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I guess The Church of the Latter-Day Dude (https://t.co/jVeMfiYJob) has some competition?

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𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙. 𝖂𝖊 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖆 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕬𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖉𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖘! 𝖜𝖜𝖜.𝖆𝖚𝖎.𝖒𝖊

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@ReverendCrush Yes indeed dude! Just launched: https://t.co/YFyAwHnoXe

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Abide University is now online. You can get a free Ph.D, study cool stuff and meet other students. https://t.co/YFyAwHnoXe. The school abides

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What's your favorite Lebowski quote? Just click it easy, man: https://t.co/pco9zLuQWO

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When life hands you lemons, make limoncello. It's easy: put sugar syrup and lemon zest into a bottle of vodka.

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Dudeism of the Day:
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
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A stitch in time saves nine. But a stitch in your side saves having to get out of bed.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Unless the birds are teradactyls.
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a book about graphic design.
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If haste makes waste, then doing nothing is the pinnacle of efficiency.
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