ariana

talents include spitting my gum out in the air and catching it back in my mouth

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Rian @riancardd]

odeio ser uma pessoa muito sensivel tudo me afeta e sinto vontade de morrer

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it

[Oliur @UltraLinx]

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

[• @WordsCocoon]

january 1, thursday...

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.

[g @34rths]

I'm an adult the same way as a tomato is a Fruit

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

i lied

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

oh yeah btw i’m tweeting again in 2025

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

oh yeah btw i’m tweeting again in 2025

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

nothing triggers an eye-roll from me faster than law firm billboards in south carolina and you just won’t understand unless you’ve seen them

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

petition for gordon ramsay to change his instagram handle to instaGRamsay annnnd go

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

singing in my car with the worst stuffy nose i’ve ever had sounding just like a jonas brother

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Mikey and Jay of Malden and their baby f***ing whale went viral 8 years ago today.

What the f*** is that thing?

What do we do Jay?

It needs help.

Holy s*** Jay!

Tuna or something!

Some s*** we ain't never seen!

Let's help it!

Call the aquarium!

https://t.co/qTTmbBBe0X

[ariana @dudeitsariana]

not sure why women are thought to be the worst drivers when the most obvious population of consistently terrible drivers is middle aged to elderly men i will die on this hill