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[cASS @dudeitscass]

photos of ry off the disposable<33

[jainormis @jainormis]

i get so gay off that tzatziki

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

I wish you could door dash people knuckle sandwiches

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

winnie the bruh

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I'm gonna come over and eat a nature valley bar in your bed

[Jeanie @buttforager]

That’s it. no more Mr. White guy

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

a fry cook *bang bang* a spatula *bang bang* a secret formula *bang bang* a plankton *bang bang* an evil plan

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

stole someone's chinese takeout and the fortune cookie said "you'll get what you deserve"

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Getting blackout drunk and getting escorted out by police at medieval times would go crazy

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It's like I'm going to Club Pee Pee

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

An underrated quality I desire in my salad is for it to be extremely forkable. Takes a fork like no problem

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

I miss when I was 9 years old and a glass of Martinelli's sparkling cider made me feel like I owned a high rise in Manhattan

[Spongebob Best Friedn Lost HHP @bajablstdeeznut]

I give a Care

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Birds singing in the morning makes the world a better place