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court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

choke me sexually or fatally, I don’t care at this point

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

me after finally getting an ipod in 5th grade https://t.co/y1igIWo1cO

[Kate @katiedardenn]

if you ever want to scare off a man just be really loving and loyal they fucking hate that

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

math: blue
science: green
english: red
history: yellow

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

if anyone wants to feel better about themselves my professor handed me back my final exam today and LITERALLY PATTED ME ON THE HEAD AND SAID “it’s going to be okay”. ask me how college is going?¿

[Mads @MaddieGuise1]

My favorite social media is Wisconsin Circuit Court Access

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

when you’re taking shots and not feeling a thing so you take 3 more and then it all hits you at once

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

What does falling in love feel like?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Not necessarily living my best life but still living a pretty good life bc my bare minimum efforts tend to work out alright and I’ve been generally lucky with getting by so far

[Jen @JenBarclayX]

My wee Grandad, 87 years young and he’s my no.1 guy💕 I love him with all my heart. And I love recording his reactions when I come to visit. I hope everyone can appreciate the video I’ve made as much as I do👴🏻💕xoxo

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

@HotelGalifornia touché

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

I definitely went overboard on Christmas shopping this year

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

seriously if anyone ever found out how much parmesan cheese I put on my pasta I would be shunned by polite society

[Megan O'Connor @Megan94__]

@jamescharles I hope you’ll see my sister series unleashing my inner artists one day sis 🤞🏼😩

#SisterMonaLisa #SisterSalvadorDali #SisterVanGogh #SisterPicasso.

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

@RawBeautyKristi What would you do today if you found out you only had until tomorrow?

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

@diana_tafolla back at ya❤️

[🌞🌎 @dudeitskara]

I swear to god if I didn’t have @diana_tafolla in my life I would’ve ended my shit by now

[VOYGASM @TeamVoygasm]

i guess both

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me after me eat cookie: