kort🍄

full of memes and dreams🍄🌿🌞✨

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

i say ‘no worries’ a lot for someone who is in a constant state of worry

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

@MattieLaverty me too! we should meet up!

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

@elonmusk boo fucking hoo

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

when i was a kid i used to think that coke zero was cans of ground beef. i have no explanation for this

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

when people put super wrinkly clothes on depop/marketplace and are like “great condition but needs an iron”

ok iron it then honey?? who raised you

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

“listen to ur gut” honey i have anxiety if i listened to my gut i would never leave the house

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

i need to know who is keeping long john silvers in business

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

@MattieLaverty @JakubCichy98 i feel sick

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

NZ and the UKs obsession with putting mayonnaise on everything has got to stop

[trash jones @jzux]

“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

i hate when men order a cocktail and are like “can i have that in a man’s glass” like since when are glasses gendered? grow tf up

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

tommys margaritas should always be served on the rocks and u can’t change my mind

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

living in NZ is fun if u can get over the fact that a weeks grocery shop will cost u half ur paycheck

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

why do kegs have kick so aggressively. one sec ur chillin pouring a pint and next it’s an explosion of beer

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

i’m so happy player 278 in squid games the challenge got eliminated. she was the worst

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Libra Palmistry Chart

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

there’s a bakery window that stays open until 2 AM and sells pies am i in heaven??

[Mattie 🌙 @MattieLaverty]

New Zealand is the heaviest gaff

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

“train travel is 67% greener” yeah cos the trains are always cancelled

[kort🍄 @dudeitskortney]

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