Maureen

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

Do they have restaurants in Japan where Americans cook in front of you with lawn chairs and a grill?

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

nothing makes me happier than taylor swift ruining sports for miserable men

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Hate when shit doesn’t go my way and ppl comfort me by saying “at least it was a learning experience” like I am already really smart I don’t need more learning I NEED W’S!!!!!

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

good. i hope she ruins everything men love

[saguaro ghost @saguaro_ghost]

gentlemen, you need to make sure you have a category for wife whimsy in your budget

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i hate when people say america has no culture bc how do you explain march madness to a non-american ??? this shit is electric

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory (my job)

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

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[死 @humanxmaybe]

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

[𓍯𓂃Dakota @sweetcinnamontt]

Fvck chatgpt, Wikipedia is my ride or d!e. If I'm gonna be mis informed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

The Life of a Showgirl is for teenagers who are currently in their 30s. If you get it you get it.

[holl @UTEROCOBAIN]

The life of a showgirl is as if Dubai, matcha, pistachio chocolate, colleen hoover books, and labubus all had a baby with AI

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains

[jynx @jynxbby]

wtf is wrong with every man rn?

i swear something is happening rn

[james hawkins @james406]

literally no one has been able to explain this to me.