darth brandon

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

A champion has been named in the Primetime Nickname Bracket

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

God does he just get it

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking.

Not war.

Not conquest.

No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette.

Fucking nerd.

Chefs are worms.

OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮

Who cares.

Hardly getting knocked out is it.

[Sara Fischer @sarafischer]

Scoop: Warner Bros. Discovery (@wbd) in talks to merge with @Paramount
— David Zaslav met w Bob Bakish on Tuesday at Paramount HQ to discuss
— Zaslav also has spoken to Shari Redstone about a deal
— WBD has hired bankers
Story on @axios:
https://t.co/ExGZisf3fu

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

EXCLUSIVE: Primetime talks to the founder of Fyre Festival. Disgraced party mogul, Billy McFarland, talks Fyre Fest II. McFarland’s now out of prison after defrauding over 100 investors, in one of the biggest scams in history. He’s a free man and he tells us about Fyre Festival II, which he claims is already selling out. No date, no location, no problem! He can’t promise things will go right this time, but he promises he’s getting help.

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

Philadelphia is rotting from the inside out. Frank Rodriguez, independent journalist and motivational speaker, says drug dealers and their suppliers are waging full-blown chemical warfare.

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

Pastor Dave Hodges founded 2 magic mushroom churches in California. He says shroom use is religious, but the city of Oakland doesn’t agree. He’s suing, because he says Oakland raided his church and stole his shrooms.

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

Jesse Watters Primetime tomorrow at 8 pm ET

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

CNN says memes are the new Jim Crow and they’re trying to segregate comedy

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Let him coo-

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man started dating a sex doll after his fiancee left him and even introduced the “doll” to his mom 👀

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Me at work today

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Ned never declassified his school survival guide

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Hudson yards is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

This guys actually insane

[Hua Chunying 华春莹 @SpokespersonCHN]

We cannot allow the #US to take itself as "world policeman" and treat other countries as #GeorgeFloyd whom it can bully and strangle at will.

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Some light reading

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

I almost forgot to post my BeReal today

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Exciting news to share soon 👀

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Me if I never smoked weed

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Chasing my dreams was the most financially irresponsible thing I could’ve ever done

[darth brandon @dudeitsmaxblake]

Rate my dogs