Slayjay

Shitposting safe space 💩📱

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

*How I sleep after muting all the College/Family WhatsApp groups FOREVER*

#WhatsApp

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Coldplay sounds better on Apple Music anyways

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Does BookMyShow take head?

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

GOAT Scam @Flipkart during GOAT Sale!! So I ordered this Lego NASCAR Set and I have received a fake product! And the best thing? It came in the actual product packaging but inside was a fake product. Like @Flipkart sells fake products under the guise of original products 🙂

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

When you think about it almost every Malayalam movie is an ad for Gold Flake Lights

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

@realmenarzoIN #NARZO70Pro5G has the better camera you deserve and I have baingan 🍆

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Modern Problems require Modern Solution ✨

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Dudes on LinkedIn write the most boring shit ever and add a fire emoji next to it like dafaq bro…

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

No way my boy Noddy wasn’t trapping. Man had a sweet crib, ride and a private jet.

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

MacBooks are all fun and games till you accidentally touch them during the winter and that shit be colder than your ex’s heart

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Always remember it costs 0₹ to be a hater

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Even Saul ain’t saving bro😭

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

We be batting like that guy who likes attention but no commitment

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Oomfi guys

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this tweet was insane

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Them: Everything gucci?
Me: Everything Zudio at best rn bro😭😭😭😭😭

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Some of these Fanbus plots got me screaming

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

If your mom wore one of these while you were growing up, I know for a fact you got an ass whopping every now and then F

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

After 24 years I have come to the realisation that I have severe anger issues…others make me angry and that’s the issue.

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

Both took “you will feel better after a shower” to another level 😭😭😭

[coldplay wifey @tanishaitaan]

“confidence or what” 😭😭😭😭

[Slayjay @dudeitsmesanjay]

The new iPhone alert tone sounds android af