Chudley Dillman

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@CBHeresy “He?” What bizarro world public school districts are run by men?

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@LinkedInLunat1c Narrator: “He was still 10 minutes late, and got yelled at by his boss.”

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@mattyglesias We’re supposed to believe nearly half of men 30 to 49 either are democrats or think democrats are heckin cool? Lmaooo

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@FCF_Freddy “And MENTORSHIP, George! There’ll be MENTORSHIP and CAREER GROWTH as far as the eye can see!!”

“There sure will be, Lennie…” *sniffle*

💥🔫

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@TheMindScourge Five Guys was always the east coast wannabe version of in-n-out

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@LinkedInLunat1c Where do I join the betting pool re: how long before his first gross cringe “down under” pun about Kate’s hoo-hah?

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@AmendOneX @FightForAUnion I bet you $1000 you wouldn’t get hired for at least a month if you went down to McDonald’s right now and filled out an application.

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@NewUser998666 @nypost “RICHARD HOW DARE YOU I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!?!?”

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@AITECHANDLIFE @nypost Boomers demand access to zoomer pussy dammit!

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@nypost “I thought we had something special Richard!”

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@LimericLager It’s unusual but it’s really really good

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@HeroDividend Can we talk about how huge her nostrils are

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@riotpyres @baltic_dan She’s not really his type

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@SoftieBear11 @LinkedInLunat1c 🎯

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@baltic_dan Hi from off the earth

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@dicesweetlifee Wait are you talking about the restaurant Five Guys?

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@GlowSurfing Guessing they don’t really mean the last one

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@vjoshuaadams Don’t most kids whose parents force them to live on boats for years hate it? There was a story about this recently.

[Chudley Dillman @dudleychillman]

@JJ_McCullough I have a feeling the Squamish took a dim view of homosexuality

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@chefdangalhardo What could possibly go wrong?